2026 Razorback Baseball

Started by BleedinRed, Jun 19, 2025, 09:58 AM

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buff2.0

Helfrick gets us a couple runs on the board. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink


buff2.0

I can't even tardmaxx myself into being optimistic about this team or season.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: buff2.0 on Mar 27, 2026, 08:32 PMI can't even tardmaxx myself into being optimistic about this team or season.
They said earlier that several of our " big hitters" were hitting below 100 in SEC play.
Well, shit...

Show-Me Hog

Wow. Pop fly misadventures.

BleedinRed

Things are shaping up.  Starting to get a good sense of what we have!

Borenutz

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 27, 2026, 09:16 PMThings are shaping up.  Starting to get a good sense of what we have!
Reminds me of the Stan heath era, we don't even have game threads.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Borenutz on Mar 27, 2026, 09:58 PMReminds me of the Stan heath era, we don't even have game threads.

Heath would've been a good baseball coach. Low scoring was kinda his thing.

Feral

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 27, 2026, 08:41 PMThey said earlier that several of our " big hitters" were hitting below 100 in SEC play.

Spot on.

Our SEC hitting stats are pretty bad, and the top half of the order has really struggled against SEC pitching.

Kozeal - .192
Robinett - .160
Kuhio - .095
Stewart - .080

Our starters' ERA in conference is bad as well. Gaeckle's is 5.25, Dietz is 5.56, and Fisher is 7.71.

Boarat

Gaeckle belongs in the pen.

Feral

Quote from: Boarat on Mar 28, 2026, 07:48 AMGaeckle belongs in the pen.

Yep.

Last year proved he's a completely different pitcher out of the one versus starting.

I think the problem is that for as deep as our pen supposedly is, our rotation options are limited.

Vito Porkleone

Well that was disappointing sitting through the cold last night.  I expected some effort and fight since it was Norm night.  Our dugout was dead from the jump.

I'm in the minority I'm sure, but I don't like the way Helfrick has called games this year - especially with Gaeckle.  Now, Gabe may just not be a Friday night guy, and that's ok; but he's not pitching with any attitude at all.  And Helfrick sure isn't helping.  

Five position players wore a donut last night.  Totally uninspired effort all around.  Somebody needs to take charge.  And a lot of them need to start living up to their billing.  We may not deserve our ranking, but we're better than this.  We have a lot of heads up asses right now.

But hey, I did get one of those sweet throwback hats.  So I got that going for me.

BEvERage

Pitching is asshoe again today

Feral

Just turned it on in time to see Souza watch 2 straight pitches right down Broadway and then swing at strike 3 in the dirt.

That's definitely an M.O. for him, but Jesus H. our players seem to collectively have the worst plate approach in the SEC.

Guys like Souza, Kuhio, Slavens, Diggs, et al. are all the same. They'll spot you at least 1 strike, and if you get them 0-2 or 1-2 you can pretty much throw anything and anywhere you want and you've got them.

Barton Fink


BleedinRed

Dave brings in Eves.  Commits a balk.  Gives up a hit that the left fielder fucks up and allows the tying run.  Gives up a 2 run home run.  Hits the next batter. 

Feral

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 28, 2026, 02:41 PMDave brings in Eves.  Commits a balk.  Gives up a hit that the left fielder fucks up and allows the tying run.  Gives up a 2 run home run.  Hits the next batter. 

I've watched DVH make hundreds of galaxy brain moves, but they all seem to be backfiring this year.

Eaves just came unglued in the course of one inning.

Son of Spam

Sousa should get into golf. If you throw a pitch near his ankles, he is going to swing at it.
Well, shit...

Cornhogio

This pitcher is clowning our guys.
Never squat with your spurs on!

Son of Spam

DVH looks like he is cussing under his breath as he walks out to yank one of our pitchers.
Well, shit...