2026 Razorback Baseball

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Pig Benis

#900
Apr 10, 2026, 08:34 PM
The bats woke up!
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

buff2.0

#901
Apr 10, 2026, 08:43 PM
No need to stress.  0% chance they come out with a 6-run inning of their own this late in the game.  After the top of the 8th it's just too late for that sort of thing.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

#902
Apr 10, 2026, 08:48 PM
McElwain looks like he would be hard to pick up. Kind of big and unorthodox.

Pig Benis

#903
Apr 10, 2026, 09:02 PM
Jesus Christ
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

buff2.0

#904
Apr 10, 2026, 09:02 PM
Anyone else hear the choppers and Fortunate Son every time there's a fly ball to that area?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

#905
Apr 10, 2026, 09:03 PM
I don't know why God hates us.  

Barton Fink

#906
Apr 10, 2026, 09:03 PM
Unreal

BleedinRed

#907
Apr 10, 2026, 09:04 PM
Schafer fucking sucks.  My gosh.  Two fucking errors leads to two runs.  

Barton Fink

#908
Apr 10, 2026, 09:10 PM
Never easy

Pig Benis

#909
Apr 10, 2026, 09:10 PM
Nicely done Coil!
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

BleedinRed

#910
Apr 10, 2026, 09:10 PM
Good game Hogs.  

BleedinRed

#911
Apr 10, 2026, 09:11 PM
Got really solid pitching tonight.  Bats got hot at the right time.  Fielding was suboptimal.  

Show-Me Hog

#912
Apr 10, 2026, 09:41 PM
You remember that time Ole Miss was basically dog shit through the whole season, got in as like the last team, and won the whole damn thing?

BASS

#913
Apr 10, 2026, 09:45 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Apr 10, 2026, 09:41 PMYou remember that time Ole Miss was basically dog shit through the whole season, got in as like the last team, and won the whole damn thing?

So you're saying we're dogshit, but there's a chance?  Holy eternal optimist Batman!
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa

#914
Apr 10, 2026, 10:39 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Apr 02, 2026, 02:54 PMMaybe having to really work our why back in to this is what we need to finally win one.

We don't seem to finish well when we're the front runner.
This is the year.  Aloy with a walk off homer for the natty.

buff2.0

#915
Apr 10, 2026, 10:46 PM
Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Apr 10, 2026, 10:39 PMThis is the year.  Aloy with a walk off homer for the natty.

How will we get disqualified two days later?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

FNG

#916
Apr 11, 2026, 09:16 AM
So...since the boys pitched well, batted well, and won a tough come-from-behind game last night, should we go ahead and start discussing the over/under on the number of runs we'll be run-ruled by today?

BleedinRed

#917
Apr 11, 2026, 11:07 AM
I'm just excited to see how different the way we lose today will be.

buff2.0

#918
Apr 11, 2026, 04:15 PM
That's one way to give up a run

For those not watching. Bro stole second. And then tried to steal third, we missed the throw to third and let him get back up and jog home.

And then we hit the next batter.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Pig Benis

#919
Apr 11, 2026, 04:15 PM
Fucking sloppy
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.
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