249 Years, One More Until the Big, Yuge Party

I mean, it still boggles my mind what we did. We didn't rebel and raise a ruckus to protest something with the end goal being "rule us less hard" like so many over the ages had done before. What we did was something pretty much nobody had done before. We skipped all that shit and went straight to "Fuck you, we are going to be our own country" and we raised an army against what was at the time the greatest empire the world had really ever known. The British Empire ruled the entire fucking globe at one time or another really for the most part and said fuck you and picked a fight with them as a non-country and...became one. Just like out of thin air. That just doesn't happen. Countries don't just BECOME countries, especially against a powerful empire and it wasn't like we were a country before and were subjugated and then became a country again like India or Haiti. We were a nothing and were like, yeah, we should be a country and fuck you based on nothing more than grit and hate.

Then, if that wasn't crazy enough, we became the most powerful country on the planet in the blink of an eye. Like 150-170 years later or so we are the most powerful country on the planet. At least coming out of WWII we were then have just stretched it out since then. As countries go, we are still in diapers yet are running laps around everyone.

We don't try to fit in or be dignified and that is what is awesome about the United States. We don't GIVE A FUCK. If you don't like it, get fucked. We aren't like you and that doesn't bother us even in the slightest. We are better than you. Have you been to the moon? I didn't think so. Do you have monster trucks? Didn't think so. Top fuel funny cars? Didn't think so. B2 bombers with bombs specifically designed for a rainy day to fuck that mountain over there, that one, that specific mountain, just in case we want to fuck it some day. Oh, that day is today? Well, mountain, prepare to get fucked by a GBU-57 buttfucking.

BASS · Jul 04, 2025, 04:59 PM

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Jul 04, 2025, 04:22 PMI mean, it still boggles my mind what we did. We didn't rebel and raise a ruckus to protest something with the end goal being "rule us less hard" like so many over the ages had done before. What we did was something pretty much nobody had done before. We skipped all that shit and went straight to "Fuck you, we are going to be our own country" and we raised an army against what was at the time the greatest empire the world had really ever known. The British Empire ruled the entire fucking globe at one time or another really for the most part and said fuck you and picked a fight with them as a non-country and...became one. Just like out of thin air. That just doesn't happen. Countries don't just BECOME countries, especially against a powerful empire and it wasn't like we were a country before and were subjugated and then became a country again like India or Haiti. We were a nothing and were like, yeah, we should be a country and fuck you based on nothing more than grit and hate.

Then, if that wasn't crazy enough, we became the most powerful country on the planet in the blink of an eye. Like 150-170 years later or so we are the most powerful country on the planet. At least coming out of WWII we were then have just stretched it out since then. As countries go, we are still in diapers yet are running laps around everyone.

We don't try to fit in or be dignified and that is what is awesome about the United States. We don't GIVE A FUCK. If you don't like it, get fucked. We aren't like you and that doesn't bother us even in the slightest. We are better than you. Have you been to the moon? I didn't think so. Do you have monster trucks? Didn't think so. Top fuel funny cars? Didn't think so. B2 bombers with bombs specifically designed for a rainy day to fuck that mountain over there, that one, that specific mountain, just in case we want to fuck it some day. Oh, that day is today? Well, mountain, prepare to get fucked by a GBU-57 buttfucking.

Testify my brother in woopig! Testify!

Corn Pop · Jul 04, 2025, 05:09 PM

Quote from: Barton Fink on Jul 04, 2025, 04:20 PM

https://x.com/washghost1/status/1941234291146686796?t=qWzs1hJ1FCWGy8F9DMHNlg&s=19

Corn Pop · Jul 04, 2025, 05:10 PM

Anybody grillin,? Let's see some grillin' pics.

buff2.0 · Jul 04, 2025, 05:24 PM

Something else we're the world champs of

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1941177459740938744

Sus-Scrofa · Jul 04, 2025, 06:13 PM

Just watched the hatchet scene in The Patriot.

It's officially the Fourth of July.

Corn Pop · Jul 04, 2025, 06:36 PM

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