249 Years, One More Until the Big, Yuge Party

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Corn Pop

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Jul 04, 2025, 07:04 PM
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I really don't care, Margaret.

Corn Pop

#41
Jul 04, 2025, 07:05 PM
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I really don't care, Margaret.

Show-Me Hog

#42
Jul 04, 2025, 07:35 PM
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Eggplant?

Never had that on the grill.

buff2.0

#43
Jul 04, 2025, 08:05 PM
I'm getting a Reuben tomorrow

https://x.com/Arbys/status/1941165862297255995
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#44
Jul 04, 2025, 08:13 PM
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

#45
Jul 04, 2025, 08:17 PM
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Nothing is more American than Hotdogs, burgers, and a bottle of Viagra!

Corn Pop

#46
Jul 04, 2025, 08:36 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jul 04, 2025, 08:17 PMNothing is more American than Hotdogs, burgers, and a bottle of Viagra!

Yeah, got it for 50% off from Collier's Drug Store. Mel hooked me up. Just kidding. Those are my liver pills!
I really don't care, Margaret.

Corn Pop

#47
Jul 04, 2025, 08:38 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 04, 2025, 07:35 PMEggplant?

Never had that on the grill.

Yep. Mrs. Corn Pop is going to use them for some Baba Ganoush.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Third_down_draw

#48
Jul 04, 2025, 08:39 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Jul 04, 2025, 08:17 PMNothing is more American than Hotdogs, burgers, and a bottle of Viagra!

He's going to be the one spraying walls now

buff2.0

#49
Jul 04, 2025, 08:42 PM Last Edit: Jul 04, 2025, 08:47 PM by buff2.0
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Jul 04, 2025, 08:39 PMHe's going to be the one spraying walls now

Walls, ceiling, and for the neighbor's sake I hope they keep their windows closed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/11jkbpk/young_bull_elk_wakes_up_from_a_nap_and_screams/
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Corn Pop

#50
Jul 04, 2025, 08:42 PM
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Jul 04, 2025, 08:39 PMHe's going to be the one spraying walls now

Well played. :borat:
I really don't care, Margaret.

animal

#51
Jul 04, 2025, 08:54 PM
I went full American tonight with soft tacos. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

DrMongoose

#52
Jul 04, 2025, 09:56 PM
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

#53
Jul 04, 2025, 09:57 PM
If you missed it you gotta go watch the Capitol fourth party. Opened with Lauren Daigle and closed with Yolanda Adams.

You know next year's fireworks show is actually going to cause climate change.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

#54
Jul 04, 2025, 11:38 PM
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

FNG

#55
Jul 05, 2025, 09:11 AM
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You've got Islay, Speyside and the Highland covered. No love for Lowland whisky?  ;D

The Macallan is the GOAT.

Pig Benis

#56
Jul 05, 2025, 10:04 AM
Quote from: FNG on Jul 05, 2025, 09:11 AMYou've got Islay, Speyside and the Highland covered. No love for Lowland whisky?  ;D

The Macallan is the GOAT.

I'm craving the Lagavulin 16.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Corn Pop

#57
Jul 05, 2025, 03:44 PM
Quote from: FNG on Jul 05, 2025, 09:11 AMYou've got Islay, Speyside and the Highland covered. No love for Lowland whisky?  ;D

The Macallan is the GOAT.

Look a little closer. That white-labled bottle turned sideways is The Macallan 12. It's my go-to. I love it.  :thumb_up:
I really don't care, Margaret.

Corn Pop

#58
Jul 05, 2025, 03:46 PM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Jul 05, 2025, 10:04 AMI'm craving the Lagavulin 16.

It is very good. It's the first time I've had it.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Spiderham

#59
Jul 05, 2025, 07:45 PM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Jul 05, 2025, 10:04 AMI'm craving the Lagavulin 16.
Mmmmmm.  Peat.  Liquid peat.
Oak Grove in the house.
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