Sam Pittman Tread of Stupidity, Despair, Frustration

[Texzilla]

So here is where all things negative on Sam Pittman can be posted all in one easy to find place. 

Every bad decision, stupid moment, and program cratering can be here.

I believe a 5 win season if it has one good win will get Sam another year.  Hence I can only hope for a horrific embarrassing loss like to AState or 3 or fewer wins will shitcan him. 

Who else we gonna get? Who cares? A fucking cowpie can outcoach this moron. 

[Sus-Scrofa]

Can't help myself, I still hold on to a glimmer of hope on this day every year that we may go on a run and shock everyone.

[bigpig]

I just hate how needlessly cocky he is for having such a below average record.

We've had exactly one good year under him, 8-4 in 2021. Everything else has been mediocre or worse.

He's the best at identifying what went wrong after they go wrong, which makes him as valuable to the program as every woopigger with an IQ above a potato.

He does nothing to excite or inspire. He's a poor in game decision maker. He plays scared when we have a lead. He plays reckless and dumb when we're behind.

He's fat.

[animal]

Given that Hootie is on the campaign trail for a reason I'm inclined to hold on to the rope that at least we can be consistently mediocre under Titt Boss. The alternative may break all of us.

[vegashog]

Given that Hootie is on the campaign trail for a reason I'm inclined to hold on to the rope that at least we can be consistently mediocre under Titt Boss. The alternative may break all of us.

if he can somehow make the liberty bowl this year, he'll probably be allowed to ride the contract out.

next season the extra sec game plus another p4 opponent will give him a pass unless it's a chad morris type year. hopefully that will be enough time for houston to fade away again.

[bigpig]

Given that Hootie is on the campaign trail for a reason I'm inclined to hold on to the rope that at least we can be consistently mediocre under Titt Boss. The alternative may break all of us.

The idea of Dale becoming AD is so mindbreakingly stupid I can't even fathom it.

It was a plausible but bad idea in 2005 or whatever, back when it still wasn't unheard of for an AD to be an ex coach.

Today? It's implausible. College sports is a humongous business and demands an AD with a business mind. Dale is too dumb to be anything more than a motivational speaker.

Then again, history is filled with people who "fail up" and achieve undeserved success far beyond their capacity.

[animal]

The idea of Dale becoming AD is so mindbreakingly stupid I can't even fathom it.

It was a plausible but bad idea in 2005 or whatever, back when it still wasn't unheard of for an AD to be an ex coach.

Today? It's implausible. College sports is a humongous business and demands an AD with a business mind. Dale is too dumb to be anything more than a motivational speaker.

Then again, history is filled with people who "fail up" and achieve undeserved success far beyond their capacity.

Absolutely but one of the principal reasons people are a little nervous about this is that we are literally Arkansas. 

[SwahiliSteve]

I just hate how needlessly cocky he is for having such a below average record.

We've had exactly one good year under him, 8-4 in 2021. Everything else has been mediocre or worse.

He's the best at identifying what went wrong after they go wrong, which makes him as valuable to the program as every woopigger with an IQ above a potato.

He does nothing to excite or inspire. He's a poor in game decision maker. He plays scared when we have a lead. He plays reckless and dumb when we're behind.

He's fat.

all of this. I chuckled when he said all that bullshit about go ahead don't rank us but we have an amazing team. This fuck says this every year. He's a lazy fuck that needs to go. He needs to retire to hot springs where he can get fatter

[HogOfWar]

The idea of Dale becoming AD is so mindbreakingly stupid I can't even fathom it.

It was a plausible but bad idea in 2005 or whatever, back when it still wasn't unheard of for an AD to be an ex coach.

Today? It's implausible. College sports is a humongous business and demands an AD with a business mind. Dale is too dumb to be anything more than a motivational speaker.

Then again, history is filled with people who "fail up" and achieve undeserved success far beyond their capacity.

I agree, however, Nutt would be like Yurachek, a yes man for the PTB, but a familiar face that some people still love as a coach. He is a Ra Ra guy that can go around and stir up excitement with his used car salesman attitude.

ADs are a thing of the past. They have no control anymore and as everything unfolds will be an AD in name only, if college sports survive at all.

[DrMongoose]

pittman's pity party can't inspire or bullshit anyone (except RickB, Tulsa Hawg, and a couple others) into believing anything it's going to be a a great year.

did he move bobby to the booth so ppp could get his rightful camera time or did bobby threaten to kick his ass on tv?

[HogOfWar]

pittman's pity party can't inspire or bullshit anyone (except RickB, Tulsa Hawg, and a couple others) into believing anything it's going to be a a great year.

did he move bobby to the booth so ppp could get his rightful camera time or did bobby threaten to kick his ass on tv?

PPP?

[buff2.0]

Vice Chancellor for Athletics Nutt will make sure we get a winner and a fighter for head coach.

[BleedinRed]

PPP?

Paycheck protection program.  It was a Covid thing. 

[HogOfWar]

BTW, Free Shoe University 17 - Bama 7

[buff2.0]

BTW, Free Shoe University 17 - Bama 7

Too bad Norvell had questionable moral fibre.

[DrMongoose]

PPP?

Pittman's Pity Party

[Son of Spam]

pittman's pity party can't inspire or bullshit anyone (except RickB, Tulsa Hawg, and a couple others) into believing anything it's going to be a a great year.

did he move bobby to the booth so ppp could get his rightful camera time or did bobby threaten to kick his ass on tv?

I read where BMFP wanted to be in the booth this year.

[HogOfWar]

Pittman's Pity Party

Oh. Add that to the list.

[Texzilla]

I read where BMFP wanted to be in the booth this year.

He's got tired of Sam's chili dog farts on the sideline.

[BleedinRed]

No firing Sam today.