The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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piglosopher

We have been so bad at football for so long, I really have no idea why HY is still here. It is a fire all the top brass level of bad.

Any other SEC school would have shitcanned HY by now.

If he somehow stays, there's no way he can make the next hire. Which back to my first point, why is he still here.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Borenutz on Nov 15, 2025, 08:08 PMDisagree somewhat. Need both but I think the latter can still overcome some NIL shortcomings

If we hired Nick Saban, possibly. But we ain't hiring Nick Saban. The person we hire will not drive players to Arkansas on name or coaching success alone.


jethro

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I was at the ATU - Harding game today.  Hire the Harding coach.  No one else would be running Wing T, so we would be hard to prepare for and they win big.   47-13 today over a pretty decent 7-3 Tech team.

Borenutz

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 15, 2025, 08:25 PMIf we hired Nick Saban, possibly. But we ain't hiring Nick Saban. The person we hire will not drive players to Arkansas on name or coaching success alone.



This exact Florida team would be 6-3 at worst with better coaching and I'll just say it, as BMFP as their head coach.

buff2.0

Quote from: Borenutz on Nov 15, 2025, 08:42 PMThis exact Florida team would be 6-3 at worst with better coaching and I'll just say it, as BMFP as their head coach.

Where would OU be with BP as their OC?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: BASS on Nov 14, 2025, 09:01 PMDisagree, I don't think Piggielicious is Jesus. Although Jesus would probably pick a handle like that.

I think Jesus just went by "Jesus" last time around, although I do recall him being called  "messiah pig" or something...
He gets to do whatever he wants.  His Dad is a really big deal.

buff2.0

Quote from: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Nov 15, 2025, 08:54 PMI think Jesus just went by "Jesus" last time around, although I do recall him being called  "messiah pig" or something...
He gets to do whatever he wants.  His Dad is a really big deal.

Wack Messiah. We had to banish him for fear of future Yelena incidents. Surely someone had the court documents where she refers to him as "the Messiah Pig".
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 08:57 PMWack Messiah. We had to banish him for fear of future Yelena incidents. Surely someone had the court documents where she refers to him as "the Messiah Pig".

Thank you.

It's been too many years since he was here last.  I keep hearing he's going to come back, so I anxiously await his return.

rzrbkfan69

Go hire the James Madison coach, Chesney, and give him a TT style NIL budget.

He's built programs everywhere he's been. When Cignetti left for Indiana and took half the JMU players with him, it looked like JMU was going to slide to a mediocre program. Now, they have the inside track to a CFP spot at 9-1. He's 48 years old and will bust his ass here.

Third_down_draw

Quote from: The Reverend SnoopHogg on Nov 15, 2025, 09:00 PMThank you.

It's been too many years since he was here last.  I keep hearing he's going to come back, so I anxiously await his return.

He hung around for awhile afterwards but people kept poking him.

Borenutz

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 08:54 PMWhere would OU be with BP as their OC?

Idk. According to folks here, OU was not making g a bowl even after racking up 5 wins. Apparently their OC is doing just fine. I assume you're referring to the lack of satenga production under BP?

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Borenutz on Nov 15, 2025, 09:13 PMIdk. According to folks here, OU was not making g a bowl even after racking up 5 wins. Apparently their OC is doing just fine. I assume you're referring to the lack of satenga production under BP?

Nah their offense is still trash.   It's as talent deficient relative to the rest of the SEC as our defense.   They're bizzaro Arkansas...except their defense doesn't shit the bed at the end of close games. 

Put our offense in OU uniforms and they're undefeated right now.   Give us the OU defense instead of ours and we're probably 5-5 or 6-4, simply due to the fact that Pittman would still be here and we'd still find a way to piss away games close and late.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

DrMongoose

Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Nov 15, 2025, 09:07 PMGo hire the James Madison coach, Chesney, and give him a TT style NIL budget.

He's built programs everywhere he's been. When Cignetti left for Indiana and took half the JMU players with him, it looked like JMU was going to slide to a mediocre program. Now, they have the inside track to a CFP spot at 9-1. He's 48 years old and will bust his ass here.

This, the dude has a track record of winning at multiple programs.

That said, now we will try to hire Norvell.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

Gus is still out there looking for the next HC gig
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

Yeah, Gus is the guy. 

Pig Benis

Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Nov 15, 2025, 09:07 PMGo hire the James Madison coach, Chesney, and give him a TT style NIL budget.

He's built programs everywhere he's been. When Cignetti left for Indiana and took half the JMU players with him, it looked like JMU was going to slide to a mediocre program. Now, they have the inside track to a CFP spot at 9-1. He's 48 years old and will bust his ass here.

Yes. If we're going the G5 route then he's the one we should roll the dice on.

While we're at it, go ahead and take their AD too if he hired both Chesney and Cignetti.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

BASS

Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Nov 15, 2025, 09:07 PMGo hire the James Madison coach, Chesney, and give him a TT style NIL budget.

He's built programs everywhere he's been. When Cignetti left for Indiana and took half the JMU players with him, it looked like JMU was going to slide to a mediocre program. Now, they have the inside track to a CFP spot at 9-1. He's 48 years old and will bust his ass here.

this is where i'm at as well
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Nov 15, 2025, 09:08 PMHe hung around for awhile afterwards but people kept poking him.

they took him down.  but couldn't keep him down for more than 3 days.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

The Whyte Boar

If Indiana can do it, so can we.  And we should explicitly follow their blueprint.  Whatever they did, we should do. 

buff2.0

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 16, 2025, 08:54 AMYes. If we're going the G5 route then he's the one we should roll the dice on.

While we're at it, go ahead and take their AD too if he hired both Chesney and Cignetti.

Yeah but how's their women's soccer program doing?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."