The NEXT Coach

[buff2.0]

Agree, there has been improvement. Haven't seen as much loafing either.

Minus the fourth quarter.  Everyone loafed on LSU's last possession, but that's more of a reflection on Sam and Sowder's lack of an actual strength/conditioning program.  Our "woe is us" defense actually hasn't been entirely terrible since we got rid of T-Will.

We still don't have anything to show the next head coach.  Big NIL pockets - where are they?  Returning talent on the roster?  At least LSU had the talent to be considered a CFP contender before the season started.  We, on the other hand, fired a head coach five games into the year because we realized our roster was too shitty to have a chance.  A clean slate is all we have to offer.

[Lurk]

I'm still in the hope we have nobody and go with BP by default camp. 

With the shape the program is in, we've never had a hope in hell of finding someone better than him. The curse will never let anything good happen, so he's going to get hired as OC at another school and KJ Jackson will win the Heisman there.

[DRYANKNPULL]

Probably not (unfortunately), but this is my point about making the job attractive. We seem to have boosters in a pissing contest for who they will/will not support. Either you support the program or you don't. It's an awful look for coaches that might be interested in your job.

I was thinking about something along those lines this weekend. I had a thought that we are going to hire Gus. I would be pissed and angry and say horrible words. Then I would pull for him to win every game.

[Pig Benis]

I was thinking about something along those lines this weekend. I had a thought that we are going to hire Gus. I would be pissed and angry and say horrible words. Then I would pull for him to win every game.

Not directed at you but fuck it all if that happens. He's been washed up for years. It means we struck out with the first 25 options just like last time around.

[DRYANKNPULL]

If I'm Bobby my price has gone up. 

He should just announce that he's pulling his hat out. Say he's looking for a high end OC gig and his latest resume shows a basket case QB that is leading the world in yards per game.

[Barton Fink]

I will pull for whoever we pick. Hated Bert but wanted him to win every game. Wanted Norvell over Morris, but supported that dip shit until I couldn't.

[The Whyte Boar]

I'll say this, if it is BP the season has worked out in a way so as to completely suck the excitement out of it.  It's just pure Arkansas.  It will be obvious that no one wanted our job and we were stuck with Bobby.

In hindsight it would have been better to immediately make BP coach and give him a two or three year deal or announce that he wasn't a candidate at all for the job no matter what. 

[DRYANKNPULL]

I will pull for whoever we pick. Hated Bert but wanted him to win every game. Wanted Norvell over Morris, but supported that dip shit until I couldn't.

That first year with Bert. Rutgers in New Jersey. I knew that he just didn't know how or didn't care. With Morris it was game one that he didn't know how.

I haven't ever had a senses that BP doesn't know how, or that he's too old and the game has passed him. Certainly never thought he doesn't care.

[HTL]

If I'm Bobby my price has gone up. 

We'd be dumb enough to do it when we're the only bidder.

[buff2.0]

We'd be dumb enough to do it when we're the only bidder.

I know that. You know that. Bobby knows that.

We all know it could happen anyway.

[Third_down_draw]

No matter who we end up with, I slovenly vow not to lower my contribution level to this fine program.

[dhog]

That first year with Bert. Rutgers in New Jersey. I knew that he just didn't know how or didn't care. With Morris it was game one that he didn't know how.

I haven't ever had a senses that BP doesn't know how, or that he's too old and the game has passed him. Certainly never thought he doesn't care.

With Morris it was the introduction news conference. That stupid stunt was too much for me. They should have rescinded the offer when they heard his dumbass stunt idea. 

[HTL]

With Morris it was the introduction news conference. That stupid stunt was too much for me. They should have rescinded the offer when they heard his dumbass stunt idea. 

That fucking gif of him doing that bizarre dance. What in the actual fuck

[Show-Me Hog]

With Morris it was the introduction news conference. That stupid stunt was too much for me. They should have rescinded the offer when they heard his dumbass stunt idea. 

I went to the Colorado State game and it was the break between the 3rd and 4th quarters and I spent the break thinking of what running play to call to pick up the easy first down.

He came out of that TO and...punted. Right then I knew.

After Morris (Swinney), Pittman (Smart), not to mention Heath (Izzo), Pelphrey (Donovan), and Anderson (Nolan), I NEVER EVER EVER EVER AGAIN want to hire an assistant coach because he is a "disciple" of some great head coach. There is no correlation whatsoever.

That analysis even kind of fits Bielema/Alvarez.

[HTL]

https://x.com/bmarcello/status/1990509482921898233?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

[bigpig]

I haven't ever had a senses that BP doesn't know how, or that he's too old and the game has passed him. Certainly never thought he doesn't care.

Wasn't it Bobby's first game where we had a kick off return for a touchdown and everyone was on the sideline going nuts and he was calm and focused?

Everyone commented that it was night and day from Dale and his antics.

[RPL]

We. Are. Arkansas.

I'm surprised we have been able to maintain competency in basketball and baseball. 

It's not because of Yurachek. John Tyson arranged Calapari to be here. Yurachek played no role in that hiring. Van Horn was already here. Yurachek played no role in that hiring.

Who's gonna step up and do Yurachek's job for him this time?

[Third_down_draw]

That fucking gif of him doing that bizarre dance. What in the actual fuck

[Too Big Pig]

That's the "I'm a dumbass that just lucked in to generational wealth dance."

Pay me a crazy coaching salary, I'll do the same thing. 

[HTL]

That's the "I'm a dumbass that just lucked in to generational wealth dance."

Pay me a crazy coaching salary, I'll do the same thing. 

And the wife never stepped foot in the state.