The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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jdcatty

Quote from: HTL on Nov 17, 2025, 04:00 PMMay be but that's a terrible look.

Why?  Lane can say well, I looked at all those places that say they are so much better, and here I am. Still in Oxford.
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BASS

updated espn defensive stop rate:

jmu #9, giving up points on 25.2% of drives, 1.35 points per drive.

arkansas #133, giving up points on 54.6% of drives, 3.1 points per drive. 

other surprises in the top 10: #3 san diego state, #4 toledo
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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: BASS on Nov 18, 2025, 10:37 AMarkansas #133, giving up points on 54.6% of drives, 3.1 points per drive. 


Wow, what must that have been before the LSU game.

PHARMHOG

Oooooohhhh boy...  ???

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RPL

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 17, 2025, 04:11 PMWait until Ole Miss gets their guy before we do

Wait until we decide we're hiring _______ and then ________ suddenly shows up at the Mississippi press conference as head coach. 

Barton Fink

Quote from: PHARMHOG on Nov 18, 2025, 01:11 PMOooooohhhh boy...  ???

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That just seems like an awful fit.

The Whyte Boar

I just saw Eric Morris.  UNT is good this year but that looks like it could blow up as bad as the first Morris.  He had four seasons at Incarnate Word where he went 6-5,5-7,3-3, and 10-3.  In his three seasons at UNT he has gone 5-7,6-7, and 9-1 so far this year.  He was a GA at Houston, Wide Receivers coach at Washington State, and OC at Texas Tech for three years.  He has no SEC experience in any capacity and his head coaching record is pretty unexceptional except for two nice seasons.

Vito Porkleone

I'm starting to come around on the James Madison guy.  If we're swinging for the fences with an up and comer, I like his resume better than the others.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: Vito Porkleone on Nov 18, 2025, 02:17 PMI'm starting to come around on the James Madison guy.  If we're swinging for the fences with an up and comer, I like his resume better than the others.


I agree wholeheartedly.

mde114

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 18, 2025, 01:39 PMI just saw Eric Morris.  UNT is good this year but that looks like it could blow up as bad as the first Morris.  He had four seasons at Incarnate Word where he went 6-5,5-7,3-3, and 10-3.  In his three seasons at UNT he has gone 5-7,6-7, and 9-1 so far this year.  He was a GA at Houston, Wide Receivers coach at Washington State, and OC at Texas Tech for three years.  He has no SEC experience in any capacity and his head coaching record is pretty unexceptional except for two nice seasons.


I'd bet we end up with Morris.

Barton Fink

If there isn't a candidate that clearly stands out, I hope we choose the guy who has the highest ceiling. If it's Fitzgerald, Petrino, pool of G5 coaches, and possibly Gruden, who has the highest ceiling?

I tend to lean Petrino, then Gruden. Although Gruden probably is the biggest risk. It's hard to see a ceiling for a G5 coach that has never coached at this level. It's a crapshoot with those guys.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 18, 2025, 02:24 PMI'd bet we end up with Morris.

It's the Arkansas way.

Pig Benis

Quote from: Vito Porkleone on Nov 18, 2025, 02:17 PMI'm starting to come around on the James Madison guy.  If we're swinging for the fences with an up and comer, I like his resume better than the others.


CBS says he's probably going to UCLA.
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Third_down_draw

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 18, 2025, 02:36 PMCBS says he's probably going to UCLA.

CSB says his presidency faced a significant setback during the War of 1812 when British forces invaded Washington, D.C., and burned down important government buildings, including the White House and the Capitol.

GeoHogsGeo

Quote from: Vito Porkleone on Nov 18, 2025, 02:17 PMI'm starting to come around on the James Madison guy.  If we're swinging for the fences with an up and comer, I like his resume better than the others.


He will probably end up at Penn State.
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HogOfWar

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Nov 18, 2025, 02:45 PMCSB says his presidency faced a significant setback during the War of 1812 when British forces invaded Washington, D.C., and burned down important government buildings, including the White House and the Capitol.

Is his wife's name Dolly too?
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buff2.0

Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Nov 18, 2025, 02:50 PMHe will probably end up at Penn State.

I seriously doubt we reached out to any candidates and tried to present ourselves as a serious program when we were the only opening.
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Borenutz

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 18, 2025, 02:36 PMCBS says he's probably going to UCLA.

I could see Brian Kelley going there.  I really insight other than he seems like more their type than LSU ever was. Also see the JMU guy going to pedo. Probably going to be wrong on both accounts. Hope we hire the jmu guy.

Son of Spam

If we end up with a coach named Morris, I am going to puke. I still have PTSD from the last one. If we end up with him, we should make him change his last name.
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