The NEXT Coach

[Son of Spam]

Ok, it's me. I am the next coach. Keep this here.

[Show-Me Hog]

Ok, it's me. I am the next coach. Keep this here.

Do you have a $500,000/yr job lying around you can send my way? I am qualified for either Get Back Coach or Arkansas Defensive Coordinator.

[Son of Spam]

Do you have a $500,000/yr job lying around you can send my way? I am qualified for either Get Back Coach or Arkansas Defensive Coordinator.

Only if you are about to retire.

[DirkPiggler]

Only if you are about to retire.

I'll accept the position currently held by Chris Wilson, but only if you change the title to War Coordinator. 

[Borenutz]

Only if you are about to retire.

So a five year deal sounds about right then?

[dhog]

Kinda funny and sad that none of us are second guessing this.

I think we just assumed that anyone posting as SEKRAH was full of shit and didn't need any further attention.

[The Cowboy Tiger]

I think Cowboy Tiger is right and Gruden is an alcoholic.

Yep.

Retired sports ball people that got paid hit the bottle more often than not.

Even still, calling the commish an "anti football pussy" was spot on.

[Barton Fink]

Thamel is pretty credible.

https://x.com/MimsCourtney/status/1991997309421535235?t=mNcfHT5-osjolHhNOExDqw&s=19

[DirkPiggler]

Matt Campbell's name has been popping up this evening.

[animal]

Matt Campbell is a homerun hire...5 or 6 years ago. I'd still be happy with him but this is a nice cushy free money spot before retiring. You could retire without anyone knowing about it for at least 5 years...ask me how I know.

[buff2.0]

Matt Campbell's name has been popping up this evening.

Poaching the 0.600 head coach from the 9th-ranked team in the Big <checks notes> 12 would be peak us. 

[DirkPiggler]

Poaching the 0.600 head coach from the 9th-ranked team in the Big <checks notes> 12 would be peak us. 

Campbell is a good coach.  It's Iowa State. 

[The Cowboy Tiger]

Thamel is pretty credible.

https://x.com/MimsCourtney/status/1991997309421535235?t=mNcfHT5-osjolHhNOExDqw&s=19

I saw that earlier.  The On3 equivalent of 'there will be news.'

Per wikipedia: 

Matthew Allen Campbell (born November 29, 1979) is an American college football coach. He is the head football coach at the University of Arkansas, a position he has held since the 2025 season. Campbell was head football coach at Iowa State University from 2016-2025 and University of Toledo from 2011 to 2015 prior to that. Campbell has also been an assistant at Toledo, Bowling Green, and Mount Union. Campbell grew up in Ohio and briefly attended the University of Pittsburgh before transferring to Mount Union, where he played defensive line.

[animal]

I was going to mention this earlier but compared to everyone else Arkansas fans are kinda like...whatever. Nobody is excited about the next future Mrs. EX head coach of the Razorbacks. 

[BleedinRed]

I was excited about BP but our retarded fan base and administration wants to go a different direction.  

[buff2.0]

Campbell is a good coach.  It's Iowa State. 

Sure, he's won the Big 12 twice.  He's also had more than 3 conference losses in 5 of his 9 full years.  Say it's Iowa State all you want, but that's a garbage conference.

If he's the hire it feels like it'll only be because of his 3-8 record against Texas.  Or that time Toledo beat us when Bert was doing something that was supposed to resemble coaching. 

[buff2.0]

I was excited about BP but our retarded fan base and administration wants to go a different direction. 

I don't think they ever really considered BP.  Hunter making the hire isn't the worst thing for us.  Those retarded buttfucks that like to run things behind the scenes making the hire would be our worst case scenario, again.

[vegashog]

Campbell is a good coach.  It's Iowa State. 

he's the definition of doing more with less. program builder, buyout of $2 million, and is his own agent.

be surprised if it's him tho.

[Barton Fink]

Wanted him when he was at Toledo. He would be a solid hire imo.

[buff2.0]

and is his own agent.

Hire him immediately.