The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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RPL

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 21, 2025, 01:35 PMHe's been spewing stupid shit for a few weeks now.

Yes, and usually saying some shit like "announcement by noon on Sunday if not sooner!"  And yet, nothing happens.  And the lemmings love it.


BASS

Quote from: RPL on Nov 21, 2025, 01:30 PMWe know who Duckman is on the X/Twitter.

Who is this twat-waffle?

that twat waffle is jakota sainsbury, an internet sports media sleuth with which i am unfamiliar.  but of this i am certain, he is a twat waffle.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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BASS

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 21, 2025, 02:04 PMhttps://x.com/sekrah/status/1991503740176568800?s=46&t=FHt3TXiQXntEfO1EaA49XQ

can we purchase a cheat sheet from virginia tech so that our dumbfuck university system and board of trustees will know what to fucking do?
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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HTL

Quote from: BASS on Nov 21, 2025, 02:05 PMthat twat waffle is jakota sainsbury, an internet sports media sleuth with which i am unfamiliar.  but of this i am certain, he is a twat waffle.
He claims we almost hired him to run the NIL collective. Wtf???


mde114

Quote from: BASS on Nov 21, 2025, 02:06 PMcan we purchase a cheat sheet from virginia tech so that our dumbfuck university system and board of trustees will know what to fucking do?

It's embarrassing to be a fan of this program.

BASS

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 21, 2025, 02:07 PMIt's embarrassing to be a fan of this program.

they can hire me for twice my current salary to be an athletic administrative consultant, or the general manager, whatever, i don't care, it would be cheap compared to other salaries in the department. i know nothing about how to run an athletic program, but i could make it up as i go and do lightyears better than this bumble fuck.

it doesn't hurt that i'm a smart motherfucker with a penchant for problem solving and a creative imagination.
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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buff2.0

Quote from: HTL on Nov 21, 2025, 02:06 PMHe claims we almost hired him to run the NIL collective. Wtf???

Dan Lanning was a GA at Alabama and a DC at Georgia before taking the HC job at Oregon.  He's 39, which is actually impressive for the name he's made for himself.  Point is, he doesn't have to be "intrigued" by the SEC - he already knows what it's about and he knows whether or not he wants in.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

Quote from: HTL on Nov 21, 2025, 02:07 PMThat person doesn't know anything.

how do you know?

After the LRTD club mess the last 2 years and then speaking out of his ass tuesday night, only can only imagine how bad the "interviews" are going.

https://x.com/CFBKings/status/1990963336591130857?s=20
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

HTL

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 21, 2025, 02:20 PMhow do you know?

After the LRTD club mess the last 2 years and then speaking out of his ass tuesday night, only can only imagine how bad the "interviews" are going.

https://x.com/CFBKings/status/1990963336591130857?s=20
Other VT people said he's just some random fan.

Natty_Ice

Things of that nature

BASS

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 21, 2025, 02:20 PMhow do you know?

After the LRTD club mess the last 2 years and then speaking out of his ass tuesday night, only can only imagine how bad the "interviews" are going.

https://x.com/CFBKings/status/1990963336591130857?s=20

counterpoint and to aid hy and the committee...the better team doesn't always win. if you believe notre dame would beat miami in a neutral site game more often than not, then you rank nd higher.  we aren't splitting atoms here guys. 
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BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

HTL

I think Cowboy Tiger is right and Gruden is an alcoholic.

BASS

Quote from: HTL on Nov 21, 2025, 02:27 PMI think Cowboy Tiger is right and Gruden is an alcoholic.

his pink face doesn't do him any favors dispelling that rumor
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Natty_Ice

It would explain the Daly bromance.
Things of that nature

Lurk

Quote from: BASS on Nov 21, 2025, 02:05 PMthat twat waffle is jakota sainsbury, an internet sports media sleuth with which i am unfamiliar.  but of this i am certain, he is a twat waffle.
With a name like Jakota, how could he not be?
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Son of Spam

Quote from: HTL on Nov 21, 2025, 02:27 PMI think Cowboy Tiger is right and Gruden is an alcoholic.
Alcoholic blush.
Well, shit...