The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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HTL

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 24, 2025, 08:56 AMRemember how yesterday was supposed to be insane, and then nothing happened? 

Only thing happening today from Duck's perspective will be that wife of his getting nutted in by Jamal from 7-Eleven.
I see she has two bad knees.

buff2.0

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 24, 2025, 08:56 AM"watch for leaks". don't know when but arkansas will hire a coach. groundbreaking shit right there.

this guy knows nothing. i get the feeling he met a drunk john daly once who told him his best friend gruden would love to coach at arkansas and he's been running with it ever since.

Daly probably still laughs about that time he told a random guy that Gruden wanted to come to Arkansas but only if a fan would post his wife's tits on the internet.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HTL

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 24, 2025, 09:05 AMDaly probably still laughs about that time he told a random guy that Gruden wanted to come to Arkansas but only if a fan would post his wife's tits on the internet.
The art of the deal.

HTL

Grit says Golesh had no interest.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: The Cowboy Tiger on Nov 24, 2025, 09:00 AMThese people like Duckman and even Nabors soud like Q-Anon followers who think that nobody else reads the shit as if they have some 'source.'  They don't want to 'give it away' and forego the only thing in their lives that they've ever really believed that they were experts in.


duckman now says it's today leaks coming. Why again did this fucktard get banned from Hogville?
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

SwahiliSteve

It's like every random person on Twitter is now an expert on who's coming to arkansas.

https://x.com/ozzymaverickx/status/1992764826620506591?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

buff2.0

And why the fuck did he tag Asa Hutchinson in his own reply
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink

I sure as hell hope the search is going better than those covering it.

PHARMHOG

Watching Ozzy Maverick videos make Grit loom like a genus.

Barton Fink

Quote from: PHARMHOG on Nov 24, 2025, 10:14 AMWatching Ozzy Maverick videos make Grit loom like a genus.

The combined IQ of those two might not hit double digits.

HTL

Football scoop says coach will be announced in a week so it's a sitting head coach. I bet there's a leak immediately after the Mizzou game concludes.

Barton Fink

So Gruden's out  :maundoed:

I think this is what most expected all along. At least I did.

buff2.0

Saying a coach will be announced after the regular season ends isn't exactly super secret Woopig insider info
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Spiderham

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 24, 2025, 11:56 AMSaying a coach will be announced after the regular season ends isn't exactly super secret Woopig insider info
Please don't give away Woopig Inside-Her information like that. Keep it on the secret pay board. 

:D
Oak Grove in the house.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 24, 2025, 11:44 AMSo Gruden's out  :maundoed:

I think this is what most expected all along. At least I did.
duckman says it's still gruden. He's full of shit
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

animal

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Nov 24, 2025, 01:07 PMduckman says it's still gruden. He's full of shit
It'll be Jay Gruden and we'll be told it's a daring out of left field hire. And to send money 💰 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

egregious

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 23, 2025, 05:24 PMThey look like they're tracking an escaped convict right now.

The wit of this should have been noted. :beer:
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

HOGSRUNWILD

It will be a man, over 35, likely white.  Keep This here.  Secret info

piglosopher

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 24, 2025, 08:56 AMRemember how yesterday was supposed to be insane, and then nothing happened? 


Maybe it was insane and something big happened but its just not public yet. Trust the twitters.


animal

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 24, 2025, 04:44 PMIt will be a man, over 35, likely white.  Keep This here.  Secret info
I'm literally shocked Mike Gundy's name hasn't surfaced. I'm mentioning it now to help channel that shit somewhere else because it's never anyone that's been mentioned. We're all convinced it's somebody still coaching...imagine our disappointment when it's going to be somebody that could have been hired weeks earlier.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it