The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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AporkalypseNow

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 23, 2025, 11:34 PMhttps://x.com/brettvito/status/1992642298501591297?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A

UNT doesn't have the means to retain Morris.  If they keep him it's because he wants more time to take a bigger step up.

DrMongoose

Quote from: AporkalypseNow on Nov 24, 2025, 06:22 PMUNT doesn't have the means to retain Morris.  If they keep him it's because he wants more time to take a bigger step up.

Oh I agree, they seem to think he's going to Stillwater.
Check your damn blood pressure!

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Pig Benis

Quote from: animal on Nov 24, 2025, 05:51 PMI'm literally shocked Mike Gundy's name hasn't surfaced. I'm mentioning it now to help channel that shit somewhere else because it's never anyone that's been mentioned. We're all convinced it's somebody still coaching...imagine our disappointment when it's going to be somebody that could have been hired weeks earlier.


We can and probably will do way worse than Gundy.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

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mde114

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 24, 2025, 07:04 PMWe can and probably will do way worse than Gundy.

We will do worse than Art Briles.

RPL

Quote from: Pig Benis on Nov 24, 2025, 07:04 PMWe can and probably will do way worse than Gundy.

We. Are. Arkansas.

Hold my beer.

RazorB

Iowa State beats OSU and that'll be an 8 seed in regular season for Campbell.

PorkyPig

There is NFW we end up with Campbell and anyone comparable.

buff2.0

#2008
Quote from: PorkyPig on Nov 25, 2025, 10:06 AMThere is NFW we end up with Campbell and anyone comparable.

We're going the G5 route.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

PorkyPig

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 25, 2025, 10:29 AMWe're going the G5 route.

It will be Wommack if we're lucky.  I'm not ruling out Barry Lunney Jr.

Lurk

Quote from: PorkyPig on Nov 25, 2025, 10:36 AMIt will be Wommack if we're lucky.  I'm not ruling out Barry Lunney Jr.
I hope you're wrong about Lunney.
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jdcatty

Quote from: PorkyPig on Nov 25, 2025, 10:36 AMIt will be Wommack if we're lucky.  I'm not ruling out Barry Lunney Jr.

I think you are smart to not rule out Barry Lunney Jr.  Unfortunately I can see that happening.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

buff2.0

The OC of a 7-4 team that's 11th in the B1G
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

i'm surprised we haven't heard that dowell loggains was interviewed.  that would be par for this fucking course.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

PorkyPig

Don't misunderstand, I don't want him either.  We've just been down this road too many times before to expect anything different/better.

HogOfWar

Well, we haven't heard from former players on who is the nicest guy after BLS, so it is still wide open.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

DirkPiggler

We are just so beaten down as a fan base right now.  No one has even the slightest bit of optimism. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

HTL

Sarah Sanders is working hard behind the scenes to broker a deal for OBU coach Todd Knight.

Third_down_draw

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Nov 25, 2025, 11:47 AMWe are just so beaten down as a fan base right now.  No one has even the slightest bit of optimism. 


I am optimistic we win this last one so my 3 win preseason prediction proves correct.

animal

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 25, 2025, 07:49 AMWe will do worse than Art Briles.
It's a real shame the Briles and Petrino legacy did not do well beyond their ball sack. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it