The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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HTL

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 25, 2025, 07:11 PMgrit knows, lol.
Of course duckman is saying that guarantees it's Gruden since our plane was in Tampa lol.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 25, 2025, 04:00 PMlol.

What's Dan Enos up to?

Probably about the 30 yard line.

The bad news is that it's 3rd and 17.

Zoso

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 25, 2025, 07:38 PMProbably about the 30 yard line.

The bad news is that it's 3rd and 17.

This is good.

obijuana

Wommack received a considerable raise to go to Alabama from being the head coach at South Alabama. If he was just looking for more money then I guess that's a good reason.

However, there are leaders and there are followers. Though not unprecedented, it seems odd to me that a coach would take a hierarchy step down from head coach to coordinator. Then again perhaps he felt that being the Alabama DC positioned himself better to attain a P4 head coaching job than staying at SA. 

Irregardless, hire Bobby.
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

AporkalypseNow

Quote from: obijuana on Nov 25, 2025, 07:49 PMWommack received a considerable raise to go to Alabama from being the head coach at South Alabama. If he was just looking for more money then I guess that's a good reason.

However, there are leaders and there are followers. Though not unprecedented, it seems odd to me that a coach would take a hierarchy step down from head coach to coordinator. Then again perhaps he felt that being the Alabama DC positioned himself better to attain a P4 head coaching job than staying at SA. 

Irregardless, hire Bobby.

I mean, his high school years were in Fayetteville.  That may not impact everyone, maybe it did for Kane.

buff2.0

Who was the player?  Hint... it's not hard to figure out.

https://x.com/Switzer1k/status/1993423111564542255?s=20
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Borenutz

Can we just get an endorsement from the volleyball team already?

vegashog

"thrown into the role"? he wasn't asked?

Zoso

I'm calling it. It's BMFP.

Too Big Pig

Quote from: Zoso on Nov 25, 2025, 10:28 PMI'm calling it. It's BMFP.

I wish, but we all know we will make the worst decision possible.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Too Big Pig

Can we just shut down the whole athletic department? 

Sorry Calipari, sorry DVH, sorry whoever will lead the track program next. 

But football is screwing this up for everyone.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Texzilla

#2072
Quote from: obijuana on Nov 25, 2025, 07:49 PMWommack received a considerable raise to go to Alabama from being the head coach at South Alabama. If he was just looking for more money then I guess that's a good reason.

However, there are leaders and there are followers. Though not unprecedented, it seems odd to me that a coach would take a hierarchy step down from head coach to coordinator. Then again perhaps he felt that being the Alabama DC positioned himself better to attain a P4 head coaching job than staying at SA. 

Irregardless, hire Bobby.

I thing you are grasping for negatives.  Folks are often leaving a higher level gig in a smaller pond to take a lesser position at a bigger one.  I've hired a lot of exec talent thru the years and I had no issue with  candidates that grew their careers in that manner. It usually entails a salary cut.  Do you have a problem with high school head coaches becoming college assistants to start down that path?  They don't really have a track of hs hc to college hc.  You gotta make your bones. 

Bobby has shown that DCs can make a few adjustments at halftime and shut his offense down.  He's old news, and it's time to go.  The team has been sloppy, with a horrific turnover ratio and a shitton of penalties.  He has made some plain dumb coaching decisions in game managed and sticking with green.  Clean house:

TheOtherWhiteMeat

In today's ADG Wally writes that the coaching search is down to Eric Morris, Alex Golesh, Ryan Silverfield, and Kane Wommack. On the second page there's an article about Morris being hired by Oklahoma State. The ADG is in its death throes.

animal

Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Nov 26, 2025, 06:32 AMIn today's ADG Wally writes that the coaching search is down to Eric Morris, Alex Golesh, Ryan Silverfield, and Kane Wommack. On the second page there's an article about Morris being hired by Oklahoma State. The ADG is in its death throes.
There's just not a justification for a non electronic paper to even exist. It's a waste to the environment. 

I get that some people still love to flip thru pages but is it cost beneficial? PROBABLY NOT 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HOGSRUNWILD

#2075
Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 26, 2025, 05:29 AMI thing you are grasping for negatives.  Folks are often leaving a higher level gig in a smaller pond to take a lesser position at a bigger one.  I've hired a lot of exec talent thru the years and I had no issue with  candidates that grew their careers in that manner. It usually entails a salary cut.  Do you have a problem with high school head coaches becoming college assistants to start down that path?  They don't really have a track of hs hc to college hc.  You gotta make your bones. 

Bobby has shown that DCs can make a few adjustments at halftime and shut his offense down.  He's old news, and it's time to go.  The team has been sloppy, with a horrific turnover ratio and a shitton of penalties.  He has made some plain dumb coaching decisions in game managed and sticking with green.  Clean house:

Bro, we are 5th in the conference in scoring, just behind Ole Miss.  The 4 teams ahead of us are all ranked in the top 20.    That is OVERALL scoring.  If you look at just SEC games, we are SECOND in the fucking conference in scoring, behind only Tennessee and the big difference is we didn't get to play against Arkansas' defense while many teams did... When you are second in scoring in conference games, you aren't losing because your OC is washed, bro.

The reason we are so shitty is because our defense is dead fucking last in the conference in giving up points and it isn't even close, like, we give up almost a full TD more than the second worst team, Mississippi State overall. 

As for Penalties,

TN 1-10
TAMU 9-71
Aub 3-12
MSU 18-193
LSU 6-55
Tex 9-65

In all those games we had either fewer penalty yards or about even with the other team except for possibly the worst referee fucking in the history of Arkansas football.   We are 12th in Penalties, but if you look and if that MSU game was even CLOSE to our average, we are up around 4th or 5th in penalties.  Our ranking is based almost completely on one game.  We have 683 total penalty yards on the year.  193 in one game. 

Turnovers, yep, I'll give you that and I think that goes back to the summer/fall with conditioning and contact (lack thereof) and overall mindset. 


HogOfWar

Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Nov 26, 2025, 06:32 AMIn today's ADG Wally writes that the coaching search is down to Eric Morris, Alex Golesh, Ryan Silverfield, and Kane Wommack. On the second page there's an article about Morris being hired by Oklahoma State. The ADG is in its death throes.


The elf is as late as he is short.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/47099743/sources-north-texas-eric-morris-next-coach-oklahoma-state
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Spiderham

Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Nov 26, 2025, 06:32 AMIn today's ADG Wally writes that the coaching search is down to Eric Morris, Alex Golesh, Ryan Silverfield, and Kane Wommack. On the second page there's an article about Morris being hired by Oklahoma State. The ADG is in its death throes.
The ADG sports editor is just lazy. 
Oh wait, that's Wally. 
Oak Grove in the house.

Barton Fink

#2078
If we increased our NIL to get around 8th in the SEC, I believe BP would win big. He has the 8th highest win pct for active coaches for a guy whose best schools are us and Louisville. The knock on him is recruiting. NIL replaces most of that fear. The years he's been most successful, he's had competitive talent.

Are we really saying that if we plan to be more competitive with NIL and the football administration as a whole, that the list of candidates are a better option than Petrino? I don't see it.

buff2.0

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 26, 2025, 12:30 AMOooof

https://x.com/cfbreport/status/1993490272798621945?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A

Go back to using computers if this is the joke we (college football fans in general) have to deal with.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."