The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 26, 2025, 07:48 AMGo back to using computers if this is the joke we (college football fans in general) have to deal with.

Can we replace him with an AI AD?
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BASS

Quote from: Texzilla on Nov 26, 2025, 05:29 AMI thing you are grasping for negatives.  Folks are often leaving a higher level gig in a smaller pond to take a lesser position at a bigger one.  I've hired a lot of exec talent thru the years and I had no issue with  candidates that grew their careers in that manner. It usually entails a salary cut.  Do you have a problem with high school head coaches becoming college assistants to start down that path?  They don't really have a track of hs hc to college hc.  You gotta make your bones. 

Bobby has shown that DCs can make a few adjustments at halftime and shut his offense down.  He's old news, and it's time to go.  The team has been sloppy, with a horrific turnover ratio and a shitton of penalties.  He has made some plain dumb coaching decisions in game managed and sticking with green.  Clean house:

our 2nd half offensive performances have been abysmal all season.  it doesn't jive with bobby's "offensive genius play caller" reputation.
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Ray Zorback

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Quote from: BASS on Nov 26, 2025, 08:09 AMour 2nd half offensive performances have been abysmal all season.  it doesn't jive with bobby's "offensive genius play caller" reputation.

I don't think you can blame that all on BP. Players failing to execute has been a part of the problem. How many times did Carmona whiff on a block, how many bad reads did Green make, RBs fumbling, WR running the route incorrectly...
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

BASS

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Nov 26, 2025, 08:24 AMI don't think you can blame that all on BP. Players failing to execute has been a part of the problem. How many times did Carmona whiff on a block, how many bad reads did Green make...

true.  the quit and don't give a fucks on this team is quite strong.
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The Whyte Boar

I think a lot of the second half problems are teams figuring out that Green will almost NEVER pull the trigger on the deep route and will always take the safety valve or take off running.  So you put a spy on him and sell out on the short stuff and you can stop our offense with him.

Remember how much we went deep with Mallett and Wilson?  I do.  We hit several deep shots a game and took several more.  Green never does that despite us all sitting in the stands and seeing guys break open deep.

HTL

Please little baby Jesus let it be Campbell. He's the only rumored I could see coming in and breaking the soft ass culture.

Pig Benis

Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 26, 2025, 07:27 AMIf we increased our NIL to get around 8th in the SEC, I believe BP would win big. He has the 8th highest win pct for active coaches for a guy whose best schools are us and Louisville. The knock on him is recruiting. NIL replaces most of that fear. The years he's been most successful, he's had competitive talent.

Are we really saying that if we plan to be more competitive with NIL and the football administration as a whole, that the list of candidates are a better option than Petrino? I don't see it.

I'm right there with you. Just wish he had a shot with a decent roster.
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HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: BASS on Nov 26, 2025, 08:09 AMour 2nd half offensive performances have been abysmal all season.  it doesn't jive with bobby's "offensive genius play caller" reputation.

And yet we are second in scoring in SEC games this season.  Must be a LOT of teams having first and second half scoring issues...



HOGSRUNWILD

Might be an OK hire as long as we never play Navy...

vegashog

don't hate it, but that's not a guy you would think to be the one breaking it.
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 26, 2025, 09:42 AMMight be an OK hire as long as we never play Navy...
zing!

HTL

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 26, 2025, 09:44 AMdon't hate it, but that's not a guy you would think to be the one breaking it.zing!
That record looks a little Chad Morris-ish.

vegashog

Quote from: HTL on Nov 26, 2025, 09:45 AMThat record looks a little Chad Morris-ish.
he's a good coach. both florida and lsu had him as a backup.

again, i'll wait for a national guy to confirm this.

HTL

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 26, 2025, 09:48 AMhe's a good coach. both florida and lsu had him as a backup.

again, i'll wait for a national guy to confirm this.
22-15. He'll either do better than expected or be a Chad Morris. No in between.

buff2.0

Quote from: HTL on Nov 26, 2025, 09:55 AM22-15. He'll either do better than expected or be a Chad Morris. No in between.

This. Bobby Petrino is on the sidelines and as a fanbase we're supposed to get excited about a list of possible coaches with 600 records and no SEC experience.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HTL

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 26, 2025, 10:01 AMThis. Bobby Petrino is on the sidelines and as a fanbase we're supposed to get excited about a list of possible coaches with 600 records and no SEC experience.
I'll give him a chance and hope we catch lightning in a bottle.

buff2.0

Quote from: HTL on Nov 26, 2025, 10:02 AMI'll give him a chance and hope we catch lightning in a bottle.

I mean I'd prefer him over Morris at least
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Gambler

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 26, 2025, 09:48 AMhe's a good coach. both florida and lsu had him as a backup.

again, i'll wait for a national guy to confirm this.
Check with Duckman.