The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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HTL

Apparently Golesh's wife is from Greenwood.

BleedinRed

Quote from: HTL on Oct 04, 2025, 07:24 AMApparently Golesh's wife is from Greenwood.

Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 03, 2025, 09:46 PMLearned today that his wife is from Greenwood.

RMPL newb. 

buff2.0

Can't wait to see what rumors the school spreads about Golesh so they can justify not talking to him
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 04, 2025, 07:43 AMCan't wait to see what rumors the school spreads about Golesh so they can justify not talking to him

There is a picture of him in cornrows out there somewhere.

HTL

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 04, 2025, 07:43 AMCan't wait to see what rumors the school spreads about Golesh so they can justify not talking to him
He's got a gambling problem!!

animal

I heard the South Florida coach is building a house in NWA already.  C:-)
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

vegashog

"momma's coming home".

Show-Me Hog


passed

Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 04, 2025, 07:34 AMRMPL newb.

Also heard on a podcast that she comes back every weekend or something to work in a nursing home.  Not sure if true. 

Golesh is a Russian, our mascot is a Russian boar, is it like Gurden's tie?  Prepare for the Goulash nickname and autocorrects.

Son of Spam

Read somewhere that Jerry Jones wants Lashlee. Jerry Jones needs to keep his old ass out of things.
Well, shit...

passed

Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 04, 2025, 08:23 AMRead somewhere that Jerry Jones wants Lashlee. Jerry Jones needs to keep his old ass out of things.

After the Chad debacle, I'm in favor of avoiding whomever Jerrah suggests with a "Thanks, now I know who to avoid".

Natty_Ice

Quote from: Son of Spam on Oct 04, 2025, 08:23 AMRead somewhere that Jerry Jones wants Lashlee. Jerry Jones needs to keep his old ass out of things.

Oh it's already happening.  Chad Morris II is in full effect

https://www.bestofarkansassports.com/arkansas-football-truth-jerry-jones-rob-walton-tag-teaming-rumor/
Things of that nature

bigpig

Two things are true.

1. If we hire Rhett he will flop here

2. If we don't hire Rhett he will have massive success somewhere else and we'll add him to the "what if" pile that includes Johnson, Tubberville, Davis, etc. He'll also get hired by a school we play regularly and he'll have a massive hard on to destroy us every time we play
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DirkPiggler

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Oct 04, 2025, 06:38 AMThe whole Lashlee thing reeks of Chad Morris part deaux

Why?

The only real similarity I see is that they would both be coming from SMU. 

Rhett has won there, fairly consistently while playing in a tougher conference.   Morris barely had one over .500 year, which only happened because the officials stole one game from Tulane at the end. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

animal

The Lashlee fascination is more similar to the Malzahn Springdale mob thing more so than any similarities with Chad.

The key difference being we probably weren't going to beat out Auburn for Malzahn at the times we were hiring (and didn't) but he sure used us to get some raises. Lashlee may be of that same pedigree of coach but for whatever reason I get the Skip Holtz vibe from him. So basically he'll always be in that near-do-well camp but not actually elite.

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Barton Fink


DirkPiggler

Quote from: animal on Oct 04, 2025, 09:42 AMThe Lashlee fascination is more similar to the Malzahn Springdale mob thing more so than any similarities with Chad.

The key difference being we probably weren't going to beat out Auburn for Malzahn at the times we were hiring (and didn't) but he sure used us to get some raises. Lashlee may be of that same pedigree of coach but for whatever reason I get the Skip Holtz vibe from him. So basically he'll always be in that near-do-well camp but not actually elite.



I don't see the Skip Holtz comp either.   Skip's record was always mediocre at every stop. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Natty_Ice

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Oct 04, 2025, 08:52 AMWhy?

The only real similarity I see is that they would both be coming from SMU. 

Rhett has won there, fairly consistently while playing in a tougher conference.   Morris barely had one over .500 year, which only happened because the officials stole one game from Tulane at the end. 

Because the only reason he's been a success at SMU is by being able to outbid the other schools for the players in that conference with that fat SMU NIL.  He might be able to outbid a few in the SEC but not many.  Plus he's only 2-2 this season.
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Piggielicious

Hire Bobby for cheaper than $9 mill and have more money to buy more better players.

BASS

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Oct 04, 2025, 06:38 AMThe whole Lashlee thing reeks of Chad Morris part deaux

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Fuck your feelings
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