The NEXT Coach

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PigSix

#200
Oct 02, 2025, 08:35 PM
The Arkansas way.   Petrino doesn't get the job, Florida fires Napier, hires Petrino.  Florida kicks ass again.  And we continue to suck.

snoots

#201
Oct 02, 2025, 08:48 PM
This thread is filled with insightful, thoughtful, well defended arguments and deep analysis for various candidates.  However, I'm afraid the actual selection criteria will be who tickles the right balls the best.

animal

#202
Oct 02, 2025, 09:17 PM
We'll have wasted hours vetting candidates only for them to hire Blake Anderson
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

RPL

#203
Oct 02, 2025, 09:53 PM
Quote from: snoots on Oct 02, 2025, 08:48 PMThis thread is filled with insightful, thoughtful, well defended arguments and deep analysis for various candidates.  However, I'm afraid the actual selection criteria will be who tickles the right balls the best.

What about the left balls?

jdcatty

#204
Oct 02, 2025, 10:01 PM
Here is an interesting thought, at least to me.  With Petrino in charge, will the recruiting efforts shift to Kane Archer?  I don't know what the reason is, but we have apparently ignored that guy, much like Nutt was doing to Tyler Wilson.  Of course, when Nutt left, and Petrino was hired, he went all out for Wilson, who he turned into a damned good quarterback.

Of course, my recollection of those events may be in error at this point.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Papa Pigeritus

#205
Oct 03, 2025, 05:10 AM
Quote from: RPL on Oct 02, 2025, 09:53 PMWhat about the left balls?

This is Arkansas. We only have one nutt.

egregious

#206
Oct 03, 2025, 07:09 AM
Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Oct 03, 2025, 05:10 AMThis is Arkansas. We only have one nutt.

Didn't we have 2 Nutts?  but only one who ever heard about it?
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Papa Pigeritus

#207
Oct 03, 2025, 07:37 AM
Quote from: egregious on Oct 03, 2025, 07:09 AMDidn't we have 2 Nutts?  but only one who ever heard about it?

Well shit, I forgot all about Danny.

I guess we did have a full set.

Pig Benis

#208
Oct 03, 2025, 09:02 AM
Quote from: jdcatty on Oct 02, 2025, 10:01 PMHere is an interesting thought, at least to me.  With Petrino in charge, will the recruiting efforts shift to Kane Archer?  I don't know what the reason is, but we have apparently ignored that guy, much like Nutt was doing to Tyler Wilson.  Of course, when Nutt left, and Petrino was hired, he went all out for Wilson, who he turned into a damned good quarterback.

Of course, my recollection of those events may be in error at this point.

Your memory is correct about Wilson but I have no idea how much he likes Archer. Did he commit to UCF?
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

vegashog

#209
Oct 03, 2025, 09:31 AM
Quote from: Pig Benis on Oct 03, 2025, 09:02 AMYour memory is correct about Wilson but I have no idea how much he likes Archer. Did he commit to UCF?
he offered the kid from south carolina - petrino did - instead of archer.

Show-Me Hog

#210
Oct 03, 2025, 10:46 AM
A name I have seen online not sure mentioned here: CUM.

Would be better than Gruden.

HTL

#211
Oct 03, 2025, 12:18 PM
I've already got coaching search fatigue and we've got like 9 more weeks left.

Barton Fink

#212
Oct 03, 2025, 12:19 PM
I've chosen to block it all out till mid November.

DRYANKNPULL

#213
Oct 03, 2025, 10:29 PM
No idea what this page is.

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wmr

#214
Oct 03, 2025, 11:02 PM
So many clickbait sites.  Lots of them from India and other shithole places, gaming the system for clicks and revenue.

Lashlee should be willing to take a paycut to move the hellout of shithole Dallas.  I did 5 years there and I don't care if I ever visit that place again.  It's a pit.
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.

obijuana

#215
Oct 03, 2025, 11:13 PM
Naturally when Yuri said Pittman didn't have the resources to win here it meant there was considerable money sitting on the sidelines not willing to be forked over for Pittman's spare ass.

Oh to be a person who can make or break a football program by opening or closing my checkbook.

I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

buff2.0

#216
Oct 04, 2025, 01:19 AM
We would throw $9 million at a 31-14 coach in his 4th season as HC
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Natty_Ice

#217
Oct 04, 2025, 06:38 AM
The whole Lashlee thing reeks of Chad Morris part deaux
Things of that nature

animal

#218
Oct 04, 2025, 06:41 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 04, 2025, 01:19 AMWe would throw $9 million at a 31-14 coach in his 4th season as HC
AND brag about it. And it's 31-15 now 

To me it's more about the baby shit soft 31-15. I agree he's better than Pittman and Chad but is he better than Grandpa Petrino? I have my doubts. 


"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BleedinRed

#219
Oct 04, 2025, 07:15 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 04, 2025, 01:19 AMWe would throw $9 million at a 31-14 coach in his 4th season as HC

But he is a proven winner according to Jerry Jones.

This is Arkansas.  If we don't hire Lashlee, he will go on to be another Arkansas guy that Arkansas passed on who went on to win multiple national championships at a place like Kentucky.  If Arkansas does hire him, he will go 0-8 in conference two out of the next three years, get fired, and be out of coaching for good by 2031.  And during that time BMFP will have some no name school in the playoff talks each year. 
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