The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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Ray Zorback

I'm sure Walmart gave a few dollars for this.
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irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

woodhog14

Quote from: TC on Nov 27, 2025, 11:39 AMUpper half of the pack in Offense in the SEC, dead last in Defense in the SEC. "BUT Ranndy he warshed up!!" So the answer is a guy who's 0-3 against Memphis.

Congrats! At least we're the current leader in the clubhouse for the dumbest administration in the SEC.
He has more SEC wins than we do this year.

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: woodhog14 on Nov 27, 2025, 04:14 PMHe has more SEC wins than we do this year.

Yeah, but does he have as many almost wins...

TC

Quote from: woodhog14 on Nov 27, 2025, 04:14 PMHe has more SEC wins than we do this year.

He's also a whipping 13-10 in 3 years in the AAC.

Really aiming for the stars there, bro.

animal

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Nov 27, 2025, 04:16 PMYeah, but does he have as many almost wins...
The thing is I think we want to get away from the coaches that find ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Personally I think it's some kind of viral condition. It has to be...we're flipping our roster and coaching staffs nearly every year or two and still we manage to find ways to lose games in astounding fashion
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogJaw

I am a 110% BMFP guy! He was my first choice going into this coaching search. If we are honest with each other, could he put a good staff together? Probaly not! Nobody wants to work for him, he is not a younger coach that understands/plays the the portal.  He only has a few years of coaching ahead of him. 

The chance to hire Golesh kind of excites me, sounds like a younger version of Petrino, great offensive mind, first guy to work and the last guy to leave everyday, full of piss and vinegar!

We are bitching about him being hired at this point, I hope we actually get him!  We will probaly end up hiring the Dumas Bobcats High School Coach, because, We Are Arkansas!

We can fuck up more than anyone when it comes to these situations!  FMR

Lurk

So, who sabotaged the deal with the leak? I don't keep up with any celebrities, much less local ones. Who does the Buzz guy know that would be privy to details to leak and what motive did he have? Either way, find that guy and launch him into the sun.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

mde114

Quote from: Lurk on Nov 27, 2025, 06:37 PMSo, who sabotaged the deal with the leak? I don't keep up with any celebrities, much less local ones. Who does the Buzz guy know that would be privy to details to leak and what motive did he have? Either way, find that guy and launch him into the sun.


Maybe someone that looked like an idiot during the playoff show the previous night. 6?7?

animal

Quote from: Lurk on Nov 27, 2025, 06:37 PMSo, who sabotaged the deal with the leak? I don't keep up with any celebrities, much less local ones. Who does the Buzz guy know that would be privy to details to leak and what motive did he have? Either way, find that guy and launch him into the sun.

I think the plausible working theory is it was Frank Fletcher who had Petrino's dick down his throat.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HTL

Quote from: Mazeppa Pompazoidi on Nov 27, 2025, 12:43 PMHe was on a list of Ashley Madison members when that scandal broke a few years ago.  He was also married at the time.
That list sent shockwaves through LR. I know a guy his young son was on there...and he wasn't even married. Respect the hustle I guess.

Borenutz

How does okie fucking Lite lock in their head coach , who still has an outside shot at CFP, and we can't lock up our guy that's striving for the Boca fucking Raton bowl. Hey. We're okay, we have a memorandum of understanding. Who the fuck has ever heard of that?!?

HTL

Quote from: Borenutz on Nov 27, 2025, 06:51 PMHow does okie fucking Lite lock in their head coach , who still has an outside shot at CFP, and we can't lock up our guy that's striving for the Boca fucking Raton bowl. Hey. We're okay, we have a memorandum of understanding. Who the fuck has ever heard of that?!?
What? A signed memorandum is standard on any business deal.

mde114

Quote from: Borenutz on Nov 27, 2025, 06:51 PMHow does okie fucking Lite lock in their head coach , who still has an outside shot at CFP, and we can't lock up our guy that's striving for the Boca fucking Raton bowl. Hey. We're okay, we have a memorandum of understanding. Who the fuck has ever heard of that?!?

To be fair, we offered Morris also.

Borenutz

Quote from: mde114 on Nov 27, 2025, 06:56 PMTo be fair, we offered Morris also.

Yeah that's not making me feel any better about our situation.

Borenutz

Quote from: HTL on Nov 27, 2025, 06:54 PMWhat? A signed memorandum is standard on any business deal.

Maybe so. I have no idea nor ever heard of this during a coaching search until yesterday. Never heard okie state have a memorandum of understanding for Morris nor one with va tech for Franklin. Not saying there wasn't, but all you hear is they hired their coach. With Arkansas, we have the memorandum of understanding that I'll take your job if nobody offers me more by this weekend.

buff2.0

Quote from: HTL on Nov 27, 2025, 06:48 PMThat list sent shockwaves through LR. I know a guy his young son was on there...and he wasn't even married. Respect the hustle I guess.

I had a relative (single) on there.  Knew at least one married preacher on there too.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

got dam. nothing can be said officially until the bot meets. anything in writing before then is subject to foai and then you have real problems.
Quote from: animal on Nov 27, 2025, 06:46 PMI think the plausible working theory is it was Frank Fletcher who had Petrino's dick down his throat.
this.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 27, 2025, 06:19 PMhttps://x.com/TKras/status/1993841176529809659?s=20

Their media makes our look like a Mensa meeting. 

Golesh isn't staying at USF.   
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

vegashog

yeah, the idea that they can match any sec team in salary and resources is fantasy.

if not at arkansas he'll be in the sec next season.