The NEXT Coach

[Barton Fink]

No idea who this guy is.

https://x.com/RiseNDraft/status/1994479257150787840?t=cA4cdlOx4g-9mkDYYE2MrA&s=19

[bigpig]

We need someone who can beat SMU Memphis!

[Show-Me Hog]

No idea who this guy is.

https://x.com/RiseNDraft/status/1994479257150787840?t=cA4cdlOx4g-9mkDYYE2MrA&s=19

We're going to hire Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus.

[piglosopher]

Dowell loggains or Barry lunney Jr?

[Thin Red Swine]

Dowell loggains or Barry lunney Jr?

Loggains has to be on the short list.

[DrMongoose]

If we hire the Russian you know someone is gonna show up at the presser with a Ukraine flag, that would be so Fayetteville

[Hognrock]

Loggains has to be on the short list.

Well played. 

[BASS]

Well played. 

Short list, short bus, short legs, all in one.

[HTL]

Dowell loggains or Barry lunney Jr?

Robb Smith has put feelers out.

[BASS]

Dowell loggains or Barry lunney Jr?

Chad Powers is available

[DrMongoose]

There ya go....

https://x.com/chrisvannini/status/1994485658921177261?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A

[HTL]

https://x.com/otiskirk23/status/1994505440521298419?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

Somebody tell Grit AI will do your editing for you.

[BleedinRed]

https://x.com/otiskirk23/status/1994505440521298419?s=46&t=Z4r2QIiNNsZM5Lty4ufQXQ

Somebody tell Grit AI will do your editing for you.

If you start with a lie then there is a good chance you will be proved a liar.  

[Texzilla]

Why the fuck are you talking about yardage like we haven't scored points?  We are SECOND IN THE SEC IN SCORING IN SEC GAMES, AGAINST SEC TEAMS.  All the other stuff might be legit, but we fucking score points. The problem is we give up a metric fuckload of points.

As for Penalties, outside of one game where we got fucked by the refs worse than any razorback game this century, we were in the top 4-5 least penalized teams in the conference.

Again, you can not like the guy, but you don't have to be a retard about it.

Stats don't win games because we are serious losers.  Sucky defense? The play mistake free offense and fucking keep scoring.  We give up leads in the 2nd half and games lost in the 4th quarter. Is that dumbassery, or fatigue, or stupidity? All inexcusable. We are 12th in the SEC in penalty yards and penalties, which indicates a shitton of presnap penalties which are inexcusable.  We are - 12 in turnover ratio, last in league.  With defense we have we have to play mistake free football.  To your point in the second half, when we go to shit, if a team starts pressuring green as he sucks with it, then it's up to Bobby to anticipate and fix it and yet it happened every fucking week.  You add protection, go play action, run the ball and yet it doesn't happen.  Green gets lured into stupidity over and over. Whose fucking fault is that? 

As for his game management, just look at Texas game.  He doesn't look at various scenarios including eating the clock to keep it away from Tsip.  3 and out.  Texas doesn't have to use its time outs, has a short field and gets a FG.  Bobby should have figured out a run strategy there where we either move the ball or eat the clock.  Horns score on initial possession of 2nd half and were 10 down.  Terrible coaching g there.

It's time to move on.

[Thin Red Swine]

Stats don't win games because we are serious losers.  Sucky defense? The play mistake free offense and fucking keep scoring.  We give up leads in the 2nd half and games lost in the 4th quarter. Is that dumbassery, or fatigue, or stupidity? All inexcusable. We are 12th in the SEC in penalty yards and penalties, which indicates a shitton of presnap penalties which are inexcusable.  We are - 12 in turnover ratio, last in league.  With defense we have we have to play mistake free football.  To your point in the second half, when we go to shit, if a team starts pressuring green as he sucks with it, then it's up to Bobby to anticipate and fix it and yet it happened every fucking week.  You add protection, go play action, run the ball and yet it doesn't happen.  Green gets lured into stupidity over and over. Whose fucking fault is that? 

As for his game management, just look at Texas game.  He doesn't look at various scenarios including eating the clock to keep it away from Tsip.  3 and out.  Texas doesn't have to use its time outs, has a short field and gets a FG.  Bobby should have figured out a run strategy there where we either move the ball or eat the clock.  Horns score on initial possession of 2nd half and were 10 down.  Terrible coaching g there.

It's time to move on.

Since we're revisiting history...

We got the ball at 1:50. We had been hurting them on first down and would've again if the sun didn't get in Sharpe's eyes. If you assume Texas called timeout after the first two plays then after a third down run we'd punt with a minute left? A better punt would've put them back at maybe their own 40 with :50 left.

For the game, they had FOUR touchdown "drives" lasting under three minutes and covering at least 75 yards. Even with no timeouts, you don't think they could've gotten an extra 25 yards for a field goal against our air of a defense?

Our best chance was to try to get a first down and keep the ball away from them.

I agree on the Green stubbornness, but the rest I don't really question. 

[SwahiliSteve]

I don't know that anyone has ever claimed to know more, while actually knowing less, than Scott "Duckman" Biles

he blocked me on the twitters lol

[Hognrock]

Did he at least DM you an updated pic of his wife's tits before banning you?  Asking for the board.

[animal]

Do we not have our woopig corespondents camped out at the airport yet? 

[Barton Fink]

Do we not have our woopig corespondents camped out at the airport yet?

Seems like after the fiasco the other day our correspondents have waived the white towel. Narry a peep.

[BleedinRed]

he blocked me on the twitters lol

If someone sends me the picture I'll slide it into the comments.