The NEXT Coach

[HOGSRUNWILD]

Stats don't win games because we are serious losers.  Sucky defense? The play mistake free offense and fucking keep scoring.  We give up leads in the 2nd half and games lost in the 4th quarter. Is that dumbassery, or fatigue, or stupidity? All inexcusable. We are 12th in the SEC in penalty yards and penalties, which indicates a shitton of presnap penalties which are inexcusable.  We are - 12 in turnover ratio, last in league.  With defense we have we have to play mistake free football.  To your point in the second half, when we go to shit, if a team starts pressuring green as he sucks with it, then it's up to Bobby to anticipate and fix it and yet it happened every fucking week.  You add protection, go play action, run the ball and yet it doesn't happen.  Green gets lured into stupidity over and over. Whose fucking fault is that? 

As for his game management, just look at Texas game.  He doesn't look at various scenarios including eating the clock to keep it away from Tsip.  3 and out.  Texas doesn't have to use its time outs, has a short field and gets a FG.  Bobby should have figured out a run strategy there where we either move the ball or eat the clock.  Horns score on initial possession of 2nd half and were 10 down.  Terrible coaching g there.

It's time to move on.

So points on the board are now "stats"?  We are second in scoring, in SEC games, against SEC teams.

We are 12th in penalties based almost completely on ONE GAME where we got fucked harder than a porn star by the refs and you know it, yet your irrational hatred will ignore that.  The rest of the games we average around 4th in the league for penalty yards.

You are so frazzled that 12th in turnover is now last?

So, again, if we have scoring issues and are second in scoring in the league, what do other teams have?  Oh, wait, they get to play against our defense.

[Thin Red Swine]

So points on the board are now "stats"?  We are second in scoring, in SEC games, against SEC teams.

We are 12th in penalties based almost completely on ONE GAME where we got fucked harder than a porn star by the refs and you know it, yet your irrational hatred will ignore that.  The rest of the games we average around 4th in the league for penalty yards.

You are so frazzled that 12th in turnover is now last?

So, again, if we have scoring issues and are second in scoring in the league, what do other teams have?  Oh, wait, they get to play against our defense.

We are a negative-12, which is last place. The vast majority of the deficit is due to one player. 

[HOGSRUNWILD]

We are a negative-12, which is last place. The vast majority of the deficit is due to one player. 

Yeah, I read his post wrong, I apologize Tex/TRS for that one, I thought he said we were 12th, in last and not -12, which we are.  My bad.

The rest I stand by.  Our penalty situation is actually not bad at all outside of the one game that we got completely and totally fucked.  We are absolutely in the upper part of the league for least penalized outside of that game, which made that game even more infuriating. 

[Barton Fink]

We hsve turned it over 20 times and gotten 8. Add the timing of several of those turnovers and it's infuriating.

[Thin Red Swine]

We hsve turned it over 20 times and gotten 8. Add the timing of several of those turnovers and it's infuriating.

15 of the 20 by the leader of our offense.

[Son of Spam]

We are so bad that we aren't even being mentioned as an opening on College Football Scoreboard. Auburn, LSU, Florida....but not us.

[BleedinRed]

Maybe ESPN knows something we don't.  

[passed]

Maybe ESPN knows something we don't. 

That nobody cares about us?  Nevermind, we're aware of that...

[animal]

Maybe ESPN knows something we don't. 

Saving the best for last

[mde114]

There ya go....

https://x.com/chrisvannini/status/1994485658921177261?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A

But we have a goddam MEMO OF UNDERSTANDING!!

And his wife's from Arkysaw!

[animal]

But we have a goddam MEMO OF UNDERSTANDING!!

And his wife's from Arkysaw!

I know this is half joking or whatever but SAYS WHO?

[Texzilla]

We are a negative-12, which is last place. The vast majority of the deficit is due to one player. 

Yeah, I read his post wrong, I apologize Tex/TRS for that one, I thought he said we were 12th, in last and not -12, which we are.  My bad.

The rest I stand by.  Our penalty situation is actually not bad at all outside of the one game that we got completely and totally fucked.  We are absolutely in the upper part of the league for least penalized outside of that game, which made that game even more infuriating. 

He's judged on wins. That's it. If your defense gives up 36, you gotta score 37.  We don't.  Because we have drives fizzle due to dumb dead all penalties and stupid turnovers.  Thats coaching.  Same as sticking with Green and not holding him accountable. 

I had high hopes for Bobby.  I was hoping for a loss to bama A&M to get Sam fired and bmfp in the seat to earn the gig.  He has disappointed me in the games since.  Some terrible losses. I don't think the money we need will come for him.

[Pig Benis]

He's judged on wins. That's it. If your defense gives up 36, you gotta score 37.  We don't.  Because we have drives fizzle due to dumb dead all penalties and stupid turnovers.  Thats coaching.  Same as sticking with Green and not holding him accountable. 

I had high hopes for Bobby.  I was hoping for a loss to bama A&M to get Sam fired and bmfp in the seat to earn the gig.  He has disappointed me in the games since.  Some terrible losses. I don't think the money we need will come for him.

By and large I agree with your posts but you're wrong here. HRW backed up the argument with the scoring totals. Bobby was nowhere near perfect but Bill Walsh wasn't winning 2 games with this shit platter. You're just wrong on this one. Turnovers were a nightmare bit offense in general isn't the problem.

Yes, I think Bobby would generate more NIL fundaraising than any G5 coach we could hire. We're about to find out and I pray I'm wrong.

[Too Big Pig]

Saw someone comment on the facepages. 

Remember when Hunter said Slobber Hog would return with x amount of donations. 

Do the same with Petrino and watch what happens.

[vegashog]

if there was big money behind petrino he would be the coach. let's not act like it's not the boosters that give most of the nil.

[Barton Fink]

I doubt there is a booster heavily backing any of these guys. Just my opinion of course.

[passed]

I doubt there is a booster heavily backing any of these guys. Just my opinion of course.

That's my guess right there.  I'm sure some people have their favorites that they are pushing for... but I am doubting that any real money was put behind any of them at this point.

[vegashog]

a big part of the money for the hire is coming from boosters. since when hasn't it?

[bigpig]

We have big money boosters who care more about clout than bettering the program.

They'll put big money behind whoever they like but if that's not so gets hired they won't put up a dime

[Borenutz]

We have big money boosters who care more about clout than bettering the program.

They'll put big money behind whoever they like but if that's not so gets hired they won't put up a dime

Our boosters are corporations that are interested in increasing their profits. They know they will get their advertising whether we win or lose.