Arkansas vs Auburn

Started by DRYANKNPULL, Oct 25, 2025, 08:06 AM

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Snorts

Every week the unbelievable lousiness of our D is reaffirmed.

We are trotting now. I can barely stand to watch it.
Death, Taxes, and the Razorbacks.

Guardrail

We're not even slowing them down. It's like we're not even trying.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

HogOfWar

I think the Aggies broke us.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

The Whyte Boar

We may as well not even take the field on defense.

Feral


DrMongoose

Which booster(s) are going to bankroll/hire the new coach?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

HOGSRUNWILD

Rope is getting close to let go of...

buff2.0

Fuck it, half their offense was moving forward at the snap
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

They will be scoring at will. We are giving up chunks of yardage every play. Just throw in the flag and cancel the rest of the season.
Well, shit...

flash23

I'm working on my truck today. Something tells me I made a good decision

Papa Pigeritus


Thin Red Swine

Good grief, we let Gus's old play work.


vegashog

fumblerooski, and it works, lol.
Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Oct 25, 2025, 12:24 PMRope is getting close to let go of...
it's getting a little slippery.

Hogfan58

I think our 3rd down philosophy is maybe the runner will slip, maybe the QB will make a bad throw, maybe the WR will drop the pass.
I need help and I know it.

Feral

Defense is ass but there's no excuse for us to score zero points in the 1st quarter on Auburn.

gorillawarfare

We'd have a better chance to win if we could talk the other team into a coin flip when our D's out there.  Heads they get a TD tails they get a FG.  I bet we'd give up less points that way

buff2.0

Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 25, 2025, 12:23 PMI think the Aggies broke us.

Our defense played like some broken-in bitches in that game too.  Every player on that side of the ball needs to be told their scholarships are getting pulled after this season and they need to get some highlights for the portal.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

Quote from: gorillawarfare on Oct 25, 2025, 12:25 PMWe'd have a better chance to win if we could talk the other team into a coin flip when our D's out there.  Heads they get a TD tails they get a FG.  I bet we'd give up less points that way

 :maundoed:
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

vegashog

Quote from: Feral on Oct 25, 2025, 12:25 PMDefense is ass but there's no excuse for us to score zero points in the 1st quarter on Auburn.
this.

Son of Spam

Quote from: gorillawarfare on Oct 25, 2025, 12:25 PMWe'd have a better chance to win if we could talk the other team into a coin flip when our D's out there.  Heads they get a TD tails they get a FG.  I bet we'd give up less points that way
Now there's an idea. I like it.
Well, shit...