Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread

Started by Too Big Pig, Nov 15, 2025, 08:12 AM

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Too Big Pig

Nobody up and started this yet. Screw tradition of whoever normally starts it because we sucked anyway.

Wearing white helmets again. It's clear they don't even hope to win.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Sus-Scrofa

It was kind of nice last weekend not having a game to get mad at.

HogOfWar

Are we wearing red pants and jersey for the complete loser ensemble?
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Natty_Ice

How many of our "players" have already noped out on the season?
Things of that nature

passed

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Nov 15, 2025, 08:42 AMHow many of our "players" have already noped out on the season?

From the games we've watched?  I'd say pretty much all of them...

Too Big Pig

Listening to pregame show. 1st ever two interim coach matchup.

Russell doubtful at running back. Going to have to search hard to find someone to makeup his 6 carries a game.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

Corn Pop

We gon bring dat wood. You just watch.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Son of Spam

I am an old fart, but universities could save a ton of money by cutting back on uniform combos. All you need is 2 for home games and 2 for away games. Fuck these different combos for every game. Now, get off my lawn.
Well, shit...

piglosopher

Some of my most painful memories as a hog fan was in white helmets. I'm triggered.

buff2.0

Did Russell get injured in practice, or did he get "injured" in practice?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog


Show-Me Hog

Quote from: vegashog on Nov 15, 2025, 09:23 AMi kinda think the same.

I kinda have the opposite vibe. A beatdown of Notre Dame proportions.

piglosopher

They played spirited against bama. I can see them motivated now that they don't have to put up with BK anymore.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 15, 2025, 09:28 AMI kinda have the opposite vibe. A beatdown of Notre Dame proportions.
Yeah. I think the wood we are bringing will be a toothpick.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

Quote from: piglosopher on Nov 15, 2025, 09:38 AMThey played spirited against bama. I can see them motivated now that they don't have to put up with BK anymore.

Well we played spirited against Tennessee, Texas A&M, and Mississippi State.  And then we played like shit against Auburn.  LSU has the talent to buttfuck us, and I'm expecting us to roll over and try to get comfortable.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

passed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 15, 2025, 09:54 AMWell we played spirited against Tennessee, Texas A&M, and Mississippi State.  And then we played like shit against Auburn.  LSU has the talent to buttfuck us, and I'm expecting us to roll over and try to get comfortable.

Yup.  We're walking in already biting the pillow.

BASS

Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 15, 2025, 08:36 AMAre we wearing red pants and jersey for the complete loser ensemble?

We can't have everyone in the stadium and watching on tv know we're bleeding.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

HogOfWar

Quote from: BASS on Nov 15, 2025, 10:15 AMWe can't have everyone in the stadium and watching on tv know we're bleeding.

Son of Spam made a good quote in the Arkansas Football thread.

"When you play like a clown, you might as well look like one."
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Gambler

Duckman could have his wife's tits start a thread, and we'd still lose.

Too Big Pig

Back up QB too. This is lining up to really getting our asses kicked.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma