Corndogs for Breakfast -LSU Game Thread

[vegashog]

this might be the first backup qb we've played in some that really sucks.

[Texzilla]

That play should wipe bmfp from any consideration.  He always has to show how fucking smart he is.  I've never seen that. Not a handoff. Not a pitchout.  A weird uninspired squirt by green of like one foot. 

I'm done.  When I saw the red homo pants, white helmet, and fucking 5 Below sparkle white hog sticker I knew we were going to g to lose. 

Blocked punt for TD.  We won't score again.  I'm surprised we're not wearing bright red shoe boots to complete the buttpirate ensemble.  It looks like a Hutch football costume from TG&Y.

[Thin Red Swine]

PTSD punt there.

Maybe we are going to build a lead to blow.

[Show-Me Hog]

My fucking god. That was a touchdown.

[buff2.0]

Shoot Green in the head, at worst he'll miss one play to change helmets.

[mde114]

Fuck green. Receiver wide open

[Thin Red Swine]

Jeebus.

That's four plays with less than a yard to go for -1 yards.

[HogOfWar]

Put in KJ

[Papa Pigeritus]

We ran 30 yards for the first down.

[HTL]

Goddamn you Bobby

[Gambler]

Seriously???

[Show-Me Hog]

What is our problem on 1 yard to go.

[Son of Spam]

3rd and 1, so let's pitch it back three yards to make it 3rd and 4, only to be stopped short. We are not smart.

[HogOfWar]

Those better athletes on the OL are just something else.

[Gambler]

What is our problem on 1 yard to go.

It's too far.

[Thin Red Swine]

5 plays with 1 yard to go for a combined -2 yards.

And I'll be goddamned if we don't have Jason Fucking Autrey as the white hat again.

[Hognrock]

Why pitch it back 5 yards behind the LOS?  Just sneak Green or give it to the FB or directly to the RB.

[Son of Spam]

Why pitch it back 5 yards behind the LOS?  Just sneak Green or give it to the FB or directly to the RB.

Every team seems to do that. Or go for it from the shotgun. Dumbest shit ever.

[Hognrock]

Every team seems to do that. Or go for it from the shotgun. Dumbest shit ever.

Agreed.  When you pitch it the RB has to concentrate on catching it first and can't focus as much on open lanes to run.

[buff2.0]

Shit.  That might have been another TD that was missed.