Vols @ Hogs game thread - 2pm on ESPN2

Started by Pig Benis, Jan 03, 2026, 08:33 AM

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Pig Benis

Welcome to conference play. Let's not start 0-5 this year. The Hogs are a 2.5 point favorite. Should be a helluva crowd.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

vegashog

we'll get a good look at ament. averaging 15/7.

Sus-Scrofa

With new years in between, it feels like we haven't played in a month.

jethro

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Jan 03, 2026, 08:56 AMWith new years in between, it feels like we haven't played in a month.

Nah, more like 30 days.

mr.zorak

Quote from: vegashog on Jan 03, 2026, 08:49 AMwe'll get a good look at ament. averaging 15/7.
So far he hasn't lived up to his billing.  If we can't hit a few 3's it will be a good day for the Hogs.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Hognrock


BASS

Come the fuck on it's a 20 point game with a minute left
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa

These refs are sure reffing until the end in a 20 point game 

Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.

BASS

Quote from: Hognrock on Jan 03, 2026, 02:00 PMBuild the fuckin statue

If we don't do this before Nolan dies, I may riot in front of bwa when he does. Maybe protest is a better word. Goddamn shame his wife didn't get to see us honor him like that.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

jimmy's eyes are bloodshot.  alcohol or weed? 
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa


BASS

0-3, all 3's.  not a good sign. that we are settling for 3's in a slow game.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

We tried something besides a 3 and it got sent back to the second row
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

For like 25 years over a half dozen coaches we just insist on starting games out in a hole 

Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.