Cocks at Hogs game thread - SECN 8pm

Started by Pig Benis, Jan 14, 2026, 08:49 AM

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Pig Benis

We're a 10.5 point favorite tonight. My last game thread earned us the second largest beating of the Cal era. If we somehow lose this one, especially after last year's curbstomping, then I officially pass the torch to another loser.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Lurk

Seats suck , but in the building.
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"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Lurk on Jan 14, 2026, 07:32 PMSeats suck , but in the building.
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 :thumb_up:

Put me in coach.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Lurk on Jan 14, 2026, 07:32 PMSeats suck , but in the building.
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Good tickets were selling for ten bucks on seatgeak.  You should be able to upgrade here pretty quick.

BASS

#5
This has been a long fucking 12.8 seconds. The LSU Kentucky game I mean. What a finish.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa


BASS

What the what? Pringle made two free throws.  In a row.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

And their answer for Acuff is crickets
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Show-Me Hog

We either make it or we're one and done. Does Pringle know you're allowed to offensive rebound?

BASS

An I the only pigga watching the game and piggin at the same time?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: BASS on Jan 14, 2026, 08:16 PMAn I the only pigga watching the game and piggin at the same time?

2/3 of woopig go to bed at 8

Show-Me Hog

That was NOT goaltending. Despite what they confirmed.


BASS

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 14, 2026, 08:19 PMThat was NOT goaltending. Despite what they confirmed.



He hit it before it hit the backboard, and it did not look like it was on it's way down to me.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Corn Pop

Pringle is looking better on his free throws.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: BASS on Jan 14, 2026, 08:20 PMHe hit it before it hit the backboard, and it did not look like it was on its way down to me.

Not over the cylinder either 

DRYANKNPULL

For a second I thought the cock player's name was Assman


Zoso