Commodores @ Hogs game thread - 8pm ESPN

Started by Pig Benis, Jan 20, 2026, 01:25 PM

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Pig Benis

Goes without saying but this is a big one. Considering our horrendous play on the road, we're going to have to hold serve at home all year.

Hopefully Cal has lit a fire under their asses. We're 1.5 point favorites.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Pig Benis

It's suddenly a pick'em now. Is someone injured?
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Sus-Scrofa


Doc Hogaday

Quote from: Pig Benis on Jan 20, 2026, 04:00 PMIt's suddenly a pick'em now. Is someone injured?

They sent in Billy McCaffrey to infiltrate our team w/ the gay.
Pants ironed and back for more

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Pig Benis on Jan 20, 2026, 04:00 PMIt's suddenly a pick'em now. Is someone injured?

My guess is that some gamblers just got around to reviewing our last game score.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa


TC


Show-Me Hog

Wow, for once there is not a basketball game on before us (ESPN). Watch this manufactured golf thing run to 8:20.

Sus-Scrofa

Hopefully Happy Gilmore 2 ends on time 

buff2.0

Now we're getting pushed because of golf.  Fuck ESPN.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Borenutz

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 20, 2026, 07:53 PMWow, for once there is not a basketball game on before us (ESPN). Watch this manufactured golf thing run to 8:20.

Stay tuned for an interview with Tiger. You can catch our start on espn news.

vegashog


Cardiac Hog

The ESPN Espanol feed is showing warm-ups still

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: vegashog on Jan 20, 2026, 08:01 PMwe're getting delayed by fake golf?

I was fucking joking.

What in the fuck is going on.

Cardiac Hog

Karl Ravich and Jimmy Dykes on ESPaNol

Sus-Scrofa

Tiger can't really be enjoying this.

Hogfan58

Just once I'd like to see our game start on time on the scheduled channel
I need help and I know it.

Show-Me Hog


Cardiac Hog

Acuff in Spanish is "Acuff"

Tipping off now