2026 Milan Winter Olympics

Started by Guardrail, Feb 06, 2026, 09:19 PM

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Guardrail

Alissa Crippa please. Italian skeleton racer.
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

vegashog

jutta leerdam, dutch speed skater.


Hogfan58

Quote from: vegashog on Feb 06, 2026, 09:49 PMjutta leerdam, dutch speed skater.



The Dutch women speed skaters win the Olympics for me every time.
I need help and I know it.

soldiersooie


Show-Me Hog

I don't know why I like curling so much. Ever have since I first saw it. And still don't understand the strategy. I do know you want to end up with most rocks closest to the target, but in the middle they're always like "if you do this, then this this this" and I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

Cornhogio

The camera drones following ⛷️ are noisy as fuck.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Guardrail

Quote from: Cornhogio on Feb 07, 2026, 09:57 AMThe camera drones following ⛷️ are noisy as fuck.
I wondered what that was. They're doing it on the luge runs, too
I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

mr.zorak

Quote from: Guardrail on Feb 06, 2026, 09:19 PMAlissa Crippa please. Italian skeleton racer.


There is a bone joke about the whole skeleton thing here that is just escaping me....
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BASS

#8
The Americans, in all black, skating to an orchestral rendition of Paint It Black just whooped wholesale ass in the team event free dance figure skating.

America. Because fuck you.
Fuck your feelings
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Cornhogio

Quote from: BASS on Feb 07, 2026, 03:51 PMThe Americans, in all black, skating to an orchestral rendition of Paint It Black just whooped wholesale ass in the team event free dance figure skating.

America. Because fuck you.

That Madison Chock is finer than frog hair.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Hogfan58

NBC hypes the shit out of Vonn, comeback from ACL, greatest comeback ever, blah blah blah.....she crashes 90 seconds into her run. It's so bad they don't show a replay for 20 minutes. You can here her screaming in pain laying there. I guess everyone thought she would actually make it all the way down the hill.
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Natty_Ice

Why the fuck would our medical team allow her to compete with a torn ACL?  What a delusional narcissist.  I just feel sorry for the young reserve whose rightful spot on the team got squandered.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/winterolympics/article-15539881/Lindsey-Vonn-CRASHES-Winter-Olympics-fairytale-comeback-ends-heartbreak.html
Things of that nature

vegashog

that was a hell of a face plant.

buff2.0

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Feb 08, 2026, 06:38 AMWhy the fuck would our medical team allow her to compete with a torn ACL?  What a delusional narcissist.  I just feel sorry for the young reserve whose rightful spot on the team got squandered.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/winterolympics/article-15539881/Lindsey-Vonn-CRASHES-Winter-Olympics-fairytale-comeback-ends-heartbreak.html

Funny I was coming to ask the same thing. An adult really should have stopped her. ACLs are, like, really important.
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vegashog

i'm sure they'll show the whole thing today, but watching the short clip you can find now, she got sideways after catching some air. she was going to eat shit bad knee or not.

Son of Spam

Lindsey Vonn...the Evel Knieval of skiing. Seems like she gets hurt every Olympics.
Well, shit...

Keyser Soooie

Quote from: buff2.0 on Feb 08, 2026, 08:14 AMFunny I was coming to ask the same thing. An adult really should have stopped her. ACLs are, like, really important.

She's 41 years old, she qualified, they couldn't "stop" her. Her pole got caught in the gate, not sure her knee had anything to with that. Her times were great before the crash.

And it's my understanding there was no "alternate" to take her place. It's not like gymnastics.

Zoso

Quote from: BASS on Feb 07, 2026, 03:51 PMThe Americans, in all black, skating to an orchestral rendition of Paint It Black just whooped wholesale ass in the team event free dance figure skating.

America. Because fuck you.

Shit! I could not figure out why the music sounded familiar...thanks!

And I'm really not into figure skating but that was flawless.

Show-Me Hog

I watched coed Biathlon this morning. Only during the Olympics would that make any sense.

The Italian team won silver. But if they took into account how much their female shooter's butt Made It Move when she laid down for prone shooting, they would have won gold.

Son of Spam

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