2026 Milan Winter Olympics

Started by Guardrail, Feb 06, 2026, 09:19 PM

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BASS

it was a she, i was on bottom, no spandex involved.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Lurk

Quote from: BASS on Feb 21, 2026, 03:29 PMit was a she, i was on bottom, no spandex involved.
We'll need a full report in the Bass love life thread.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

BASS

Quote from: Lurk on Feb 21, 2026, 03:31 PMWe'll need a full report in the Bass love life thread.

i share too much with you people already.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

mr.zorak

Quote from: BASS on Feb 21, 2026, 04:00 PMi share too much with you people already.
It's okay.  What is shared on Woopig stays one Woopig lol.

You are a good sport BASS.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: BASS on Feb 21, 2026, 04:00 PMi share too much with you people already.

Just make sure to wipe the screen. We don't want your gonorrhea.

Son of Spam

#65
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Feb 21, 2026, 04:39 PMJust make sure to wipe the screen. We don't want your gonorrhea.
He don't get gonorrhea....he gives gonorrhea. 😀

https://youtu.be/33ptqfskYdk
Well, shit...

HOGSRUNWILD

We need to beat those maple syrup swilling fags from up north

HOGSRUNWILD

Canada probably SHOULD win just from a talent standpoint, but it sure would be nice to put belt to ass on those Ice Fags on there national sport when most of us give zero shits about it except during the Olympics. 

1-0 Freeeeebirds, but still early

buff2.0

Snow Mexicans can't even win an SEC title in any sport
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HOGSRUNWILD

I don't think they have even been to the SEC championship game.  What a bunch of hosers, eh.

buff2.0

Canada had turned up the pressure. Defense holding strong against the gay satan's onslaught.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Dang, let Canada tied it 1-1.  Last several minutes we haven't looked like we belonged.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

There are 3 posts on a hockey goal.  We just fired off a shot that hit at least 2 of them before bouncing back out.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#73
4-minute power play in US's favor.  Better take advantage of it.

Edit: Didn't take advantage of it.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa


Son of Spam

Our goalie is doing work. They have had a lot more shots on goal than we have.
Well, shit...

Sus-Scrofa


Son of Spam

Well, shit...

buff2.0

Suck it Syrupeans

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"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Our goalie should be MVP. That dude stopped a LOT of shots.
Well, shit...