Hogs at Mizzou

Started by BASS, Mar 07, 2026, 10:06 AM

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BASS

I co started the Texas thread and we beat those bitches down. So I'm taking a crack at it again.

Acuff and Knox are out.
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Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.

buff2.0

What if the secret ingredient was not starting a game thread until after tip-off?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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BASS

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jdcatty

Near as I can tell, Mizzou doesn't have much to play for.  Hopefully they will roll over and go down easily.
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vegashog

it will take some help from other teams but they do still have a shot at the last double bye. also beating cal will be enough motivation.

Pig Benis

This update has them as a 10 seed so they probably need a win to stay firmly in the dance.

Also, that's a wretched draw for the Hogs.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/bracketology/
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woodhog14

Quote from: Pig Benis on Mar 07, 2026, 10:40 AMThis update has them as a 10 seed so they probably need a win to stay firmly in the dance.

Also, that's a wretched draw for the Hogs.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/bracketology/
Any draw for us is going to be brutal if we're a 4/5 seed. We match up terribly with the top 7 or 8 teams in the country.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Mar 07, 2026, 10:06 AMFuck these refs

Looks like we are getting Shows today.

Too Big Pig

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 07, 2026, 10:45 AMLooks like we are getting Shows today.

No Acuff.  Road game.  Doug Shows. 

I should just clean the baseboards instead. Much more fun.
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Sus-Scrofa

Brazile goes for 30

BASS

Is Knox done for the season and I just missed that news? Or do we expect him back for the tournament?
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BASS

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Barton Fink

Quote from: BASS on Mar 07, 2026, 11:05 AMIs Knox done for the season and I just missed that news? Or do we expect him back for the tournament?

Nothing official but I think it's a long shot he returns.

BASS

Quote from: Barton Fink on Mar 07, 2026, 11:08 AMNothing official but I think it's a long shot he returns.

Well that fucking sucks.
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BASS

A commercial for chat gpt. Not on my bingo card today.
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Mazeppa Pompazoidi

Quote from: BASS on Mar 07, 2026, 11:07 AMSideshow Bob is not a hairstyle you should desire to achieve.

He looks like a Rachel Dolezal wannabe.

BASS

#17
How in the hell do the refs not blow the whistle on the contact with Billy? He body checked him mid dribble.
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BASS

I love the way we run the floor and pass unselfishly
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Spiderham

That WAS offensive goaltending but fuck Mizzou. 
Oak Grove in the house.