SEC Championship on the line: Arkansas vs Vanderbilt Noon ESPN

Started by BASS, Mar 14, 2026, 05:11 PM

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buff2.0

You'd think Tanner is the best player on college basketball history.

Fuck ESPN with salt covered cactus.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa


BASS

Quote from: buff2.0 on Mar 15, 2026, 12:37 PMYou'd think Tanner is the best player on college basketball history.

Fuck ESPN with salt covered cactus.

well, he does share a first name with Tanner English, fastest man to ever exist.
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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Thin Red Swine

Shulman is surely enjoying that Vandy salty essence too.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Doc Hogaday

We are allergic to maintaining a 3-possession game when we get one.
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BASS

acuff, tanner whathisface is outplaying you today.
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Doc Hogaday

We have given up so many straight path to the basket layups the last 3 days all season.
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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Mar 15, 2026, 12:41 PMWe have given up so many straight path to the basket layups the last 3 days all season.
They're missing a good chunk too 

Thin Red Swine

That last straight path was a major hook on Pringle.

Yet they miraculously saw Wagner scrape an arm hair.

Show-Me Hog

I always feel encouraged when Acuff is not playing well but we are still leading.

Sus-Scrofa

I like the SEC NOW crew much better than these guys 

Thin Red Swine


Doc Hogaday

6 to 1 turnovers in their favor. That is not our style. Have to clean that up.
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BASS

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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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buff2.0

Is it so hard to understand that a white guy is going to shoot threes?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

We look like we're trying to save individual fouls for the second half.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Yeah we can't afford to collapse down to help in the lane. Just stay tight on that fucker.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Sou can run into a guy and take the ball.  Acuff got punked twice in a row.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."