SEC Championship on the line: Arkansas vs Vanderbilt Noon ESPN

Started by BASS, Mar 14, 2026, 05:11 PM

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BASS

Just bring it, bitches.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

egregious

Arky-Vandy:  I guess they'll call it something gay like "The Battle of the Brains".
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Doc Hogaday

Choo Choo you motherfucking Commodores, the A-train is coming!
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Thin Red Swine

We're 1-6 in SEC Championship games.

1-9 if you count football.

We're doomed.


Sus-Scrofa

I'm fighting every urge to hit buy on seatgeak right now.

Doc Hogaday

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Mar 14, 2026, 05:37 PMWe're 1-6 in SEC Championship games.

1-9 if you count football.

We're doomed.



Don't call it a comeback...
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Show-Me Hog


Pighair

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Mar 14, 2026, 05:37 PMWe're 1-6 in SEC Championship games.

1-9 if you count football.

We're doomed.



And that one win was so unlikely

BleedinRed

Quote from: Pighair on Mar 14, 2026, 05:50 PMAnd that one win was so unlikely
I am too lazy to look it up but was that the Brandon Dean/Teddy Gibson year?

The only way we would make the tournament was to win the conf. tournament?

Doc Hogaday

Mainly, Joe Johnson. 2000. My senior year of high school.
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Pighair

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 14, 2026, 05:52 PMI am too lazy to look it up but was that the Brandon Dean/Teddy Gibson year?

The only way we would make the tournament was to win the conf. tournament?

Yes. 2000

Doc Hogaday

We played Joe Johnson and Jarrett Hart and Central my junior year (1999) in state at BWA. It did not go well.
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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: BleedinRed on Mar 14, 2026, 05:52 PMI am too lazy to look it up but was that the Brandon Dean/Teddy Gibson year?

The only way we would make the tournament was to win the conf. tournament?

Yep. Dean was tournament MVP.

BleedinRed

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Mar 14, 2026, 06:08 PMWe played Joe Johnson and Jarrett Hart and Central my junior year (1999) in state at BWA. It did not go well.
I played against Joe Johnson in the state tournament his sophomore season.  I have a nice write up in the Gazette about how I out rebounded him.  My last game was my best game, which isn't saying much as I sucked. 

Cornhogio

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Mar 14, 2026, 05:37 PMWe're 1-6 in SEC Championship games.

1-9 if you count football.

We're doomed.



We're definitely due!  Progress to the mean!
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

vegashog

cal at the presser: "and now we're playing for a seed. can we improve our seed? i think so, and if we can't, why are we playing this tournament, especially on a sunday".

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

Fuck Vanderbitch. 

Fuck their tampon machines in the men's rooms. 

Fuck the ghetto trash admissions officer who said "it don't matter where you went to high school at" and "let me axe you a question."

Fuck "Opportunity Vanderbilt" which let them cheat at baseball for over a decade. 


Fuck Diego Pavia and his 4'11" troll ass.

Fuck those homeless van living fucks who travel the country whistling through their two remaining teeth. 

Fuck Clay Travis and the tranny hooker who blew him outside the country music hall of fame. 

Fuck Anderson Cooper and his whore mom. 

Fuck Florida Georgia Line...just because. 

Fuck you if you disagree.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Doc Hogaday

Good lort. Dirk done fell into a vat of bourbon, you guys.
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