NCAA - Big Dance Thread of Champions

Started by Guardrail, Mar 15, 2026, 02:56 PM

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Doc Hogaday

Fuck Kentucky, Oweh, Mark Pope, and their fans.

That is all.
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DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Zoso

So Kenny Smith took his ball and went home after the UNC debacle...

CBS analyst makes swift exit after team suffers shock March Madness defeat - Irish Star https://share.google/wpEdXshvgwMj3mZpw

vegashog

seemed fine before the game and at the half. probably didn't want the shit barkley was going to give him.

Doc Hogaday

Barkley said a few minutes ago on the pregame that he was sick. Who knows?
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buff2.0

There's first bogus whistle against Santa Clara. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

Go Santa Clara! I am still pissed we lost the jellies, who are not very good much less $22 million good.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

TC

Jellydongs with a whopping 29 points on 7 turnovers at the half against Santa Clara.

Doc Hogaday

Oweh has all of Anthony Edwards' confidence and attitude, but none of his talent. I cannot stand that dude.
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Hogfan58

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Mar 20, 2026, 11:19 AMBarkley said a few minutes ago on the pregame that he was sick. Who knows?

I'd be sick too if my team blew a big lead and choked away a game vs a 11 seed
I need help and I know it.

TC

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Mar 20, 2026, 12:06 PMOweh has all of Anthony Edwards' confidence and attitude, but none of his talent. I cannot stand that dude.

UK fans don't like him either. They're in full meltdown mode right now. I doubt Pope survives if they lose today. They're going to be miserable watching Cal make a Sweet 16 and theyre a 1 and done.

DrMongoose

#411
How can you an analyst for march madness and not know logos? It is embarrassing

https://x.com/b_v_sports/status/2035042967132442768?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

Quote from: TC on Mar 20, 2026, 12:15 PMUK fans don't like him either. They're in full meltdown mode right now. I doubt Pope survives if they lose today. They're going to be miserable watching Cal make a Sweet 16 and theyre a 1 and done.

Most of their fans won't even be able to celebrate a win without mentioning Arkansas in some way.  We are daddy.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Doc Hogaday

Quote from: TC on Mar 20, 2026, 12:15 PMUK fans don't like him either. They're in full meltdown mode right now. I doubt Pope survives if they lose today. They're going to be miserable watching Cal make a Sweet 16 and theyre a 1 and done.

I think they should give Pope another 10-15 years to right the ship.
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Spiderham

Quote from: Doc Hogaday on Mar 20, 2026, 12:29 PMI think they should give Pope another 10-15 years to right the ship.
Because he "is one of them".  A Mormon, one of them, but one of them nonetheless.  
Oak Grove in the house.

DirkPiggler

Refs taking over for Big Blue.  Their most reliable player throughout the years.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

DirkPiggler

Speaking of refs, Joe Lindsay is doing the Texas Tech/Akron game. 

I fully expect him to call an away from the ball technical foul on Akron with the Zips down 7 and under a second left on the clock, enabling Tech to cover the 7.5.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

NCAA and favoring blue teams in the tournament.  A tale as old as time the tournament.

Santa Clara refuses to go away.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

TC

Quote from: buff2.0 on Mar 20, 2026, 12:23 PMMost of their fans won't even be able to celebrate a win without mentioning Arkansas in some way.  We are daddy.

That's no lie. Everytime Cal is mentioned on social media there's a UK fan in the comments chirping about daddy. Their win over us was their season.

buff2.0

KY fans on the Rant are starting to cry about the refs lol. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."