NCAA - Big Dance Thread of Champions

Started by Guardrail, Mar 15, 2026, 02:56 PM

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BASS

Wow bon Jovi. Did you need the money that bad?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

These Virginia dudes are throwing some Heisman-level stiff arms on offense
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Zoso

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Quote from: BASS on Mar 20, 2026, 02:53 PMWow bon Jovi. Did you need the money that bad?

And it's one of those suck ass State Farm ads. I could see maybe doing a Cap One with Barkley and Jules but those State Farm spots are just turrble.

Son of Spam

What the hell is that sitting next to Barkley on the halftime show?
Well, shit...

Hogfan58

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 20, 2026, 03:19 PMWhat the hell is that sitting next to Barkley on the halftime show?

DEI replacement for Kenny
I need help and I know it.

BASS

I think she's beautiful, but she needs help with her hair.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Zoso

Quote from: BASS on Mar 20, 2026, 03:27 PMI think she's beautiful, but she needs help with her hair.

I got something for her hair...

Doc Hogaday

Two hours later and I'm still pissed about Kentucky winning. Duke didn't exactly run away with theirs yesterday either. Imagine if Kentucky, Duke, and North Carolina all lost in the first round. I doubt that's ever happened. Would have made for the best tournament ever outside of 1994.
Pants ironed and back for more

Show-Me Hog

Bama-Hofstra was close then it escalated quickly.

BASS

What a play by the kid from Utah State
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Boozer Brothers commercial, Duke is cursed
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Cornhogio

Quote from: Zoso on Mar 20, 2026, 03:36 PMI got something for her hair...

That "Something About Mary" hair gel?

She looks ok, but then she talks...
Never squat with your spurs on!

BASS

Quote from: Son of Spam on Mar 20, 2026, 05:26 PMFuck Duke.

You'd think there would be superstition clauses in their contracts. No commercials during the tournament games. I guess that defeats the purpose of having college basketball players in your commercials.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Mar 20, 2026, 05:37 PMYou'd think there would be superstition clauses in their contracts. No commercials during the tournament games. I guess that defeats the purpose of having college basketball players in your commercials.
Yeah, I don't see where having college sports players of any kind in commercials help sales. I am sure a LOT of NIL money is never recovered as profit.
Well, shit...

mr.zorak

Great win. 

Virginia will be a battle.
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"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Barton Fink

Themus Fulks is an outstanding name.

Spiderham

Queens coach with a quality sweater. 
It looks like what you would be forced to wear to work if you finished last in a fantasy league. 
Oak Grove in the house.

Show-Me Hog

Early slate of games borefests. Later games don't look much more promising except for Missouri. This is the worst time slot window of the first two days.

DrMongoose

UCF could win but they a mike anderson offense, no set plays. This game is offensively challenged in a major way.
Check your damn blood pressure!

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