2026 Other College Football

Started by RPL, Mar 20, 2026, 06:11 PM

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Hogfan58

Quote from: DrMongoose on Today at 10:07 AMthis is the pinnacle of life there. I hope it rains bugs, mud, and all that starting about an hour before kickoff and into next week.

https://x.com/cajun_exile/status/2100324174686269920?s=20

this is just glorious writing...

Ole Miss arrogance is backed by a bow tie, a tailgate, and a deeply held conviction that putting on loafers magically transforms a Mississippi redneck into a member of the British peerage. They're not even pretending to be athletic royalty anymore. They've skipped directly to pretending they're actual royalty. The Grove isn't Versailles. Oxford isn't the Hamptons. And wearing pastel pants while getting hammered under a tent doesn't make you high society. It makes you a redneck with a dress code."
–– Author unknown

Faulkner wishes he had written something as glorious as this.
I need help and I know it.

BleedinRed

Ole Miss is my second team when it doesn't affect Arkansas.  Go Rebel Black Bear Sharks!!!

buff2.0

Gameday picking UNC for every reason other than the offense
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: DrMongoose on Today at 10:07 AMthis is the pinnacle of life there. I hope it rains bugs, mud, and all that starting about an hour before kickoff and into next week.

https://x.com/cajun_exile/status/2100324174686269920?s=20

this is just glorious writing...

Ole Miss arrogance is backed by a bow tie, a tailgate, and a deeply held conviction that putting on loafers magically transforms a Mississippi redneck into a member of the British peerage. They're not even pretending to be athletic royalty anymore. They've skipped directly to pretending they're actual royalty. The Grove isn't Versailles. Oxford isn't the Hamptons. And wearing pastel pants while getting hammered under a tent doesn't make you high society. It makes you a redneck with a dress code."
–– Author unknown

"once stood near a chandelier" is amazing.  And it's all true.  Ole Miss is throwing a lot of shade today for a team that's about to take a three possession home loss.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mde114

Quote from: BleedinRed on Today at 10:47 AMOle Miss is my second team when it doesn't affect Arkansas.  Go Rebel Black Bear Sharks!!!

With all due respect

Fuck you too


DrMongoose

Chad Morris offense still sucks ass, 9 of 29 on 3rd down this year with an average of 9.6 to go.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

They actually introduced the defense after a turnover on downs. WTF.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

Following the Clemson game on Reddit, and their fans are ready to self-immolate if they see any more screens.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Today at 10:50 AMGameday picking UNC for every reason other than the offense

Yeah but they've got the offenses covered.

One guy out after getting busted for speeding and marijuana possession, another for a concealed weapon charge.


BleedinRed


buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Today at 11:32 AMYeah but they've got the offenses covered.

One guy out after getting busted for speeding and marijuana possession, another for a concealed weapon charge.



The Georgia of the North
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Climpson has 29 yards of offense late in the first half.

Left shoulder, tranny down.

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

BASS

Bobby's QB at unc sucks.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

The way Vanderbilt looks, we might really be in for a good pillow fight against them.

buff2.0

2025 Bobby offense in the 3rd quarter.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Is there anything in sports worse than a and m's fake army?

Besides all things longwhorens of course
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

mde114

Quote from: BASS on Today at 02:39 PMIs there anything in sports worse than a and m's fake army?

Besides all things longwhorens of course

The Grove

Barton Fink

Quote from: mde114 on Today at 02:40 PMThe Grove

There is a positive side to the Grove. Gay army, not so much.