Ty Woo Off-roading Again

Started by mr.zorak, Mar 27, 2026, 03:13 PM

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mr.zorak

https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/48323058/tiger-woods-involved-florida-rollover-crash

Wonder if they will not run a tox screen again?  Hopefully he is safe.
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~Third_down_draw

buff2.0

Wonder if we could crowdsource that poor guy a driver?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

Hopefully just an accident.  

Having Tiger running around as the elder statesman of golf is a good thing.

Spiderham

He really lets his Asian side come out when he gets behind the wheel.  :D
Oak Grove in the house.

vegashog

not sure how you manage to roll a big ass suv on it's side on a narrow residential street, but that looks like it could have a lot worse.

cchog

Fox News reporting he was arrested and charged with DUI.

BASS

Quote from: vegashog on Mar 27, 2026, 03:59 PMnot sure how you manage to roll a big ass suv on it's side on a narrow residential street, but that looks like it could have a lot worse.


i've seen in it my old neighborhood, 25 mph speed limit.  an suv, can't remember what brand, got tapped in the side by a smaller sedan while making a left turn and it just tipped the fuck over, at maybe 10 mph.  that's my first guess, there is another vehicle involved.
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vegashog


SwahiliSteve

You'd think at this point he would just hire a driver but nope.
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Thin Red Swine

Thought I'd be the first one.

Dude has some issues.

Tiger Woods arrested on DUI charge after Florida rollover crash - https://www.reuters.com/world/us/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-charge-after-florida-rollover-crash-2026-03-27/

Zoso

I'll never understand how rich people get DUIs. Hell I call Uber 2 to 3 times a month. And they can afford a personal driver.

Now running off a cliff on the PCH at 120 mph in a Lamborghini I can understand...

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Zoso on Mar 27, 2026, 04:47 PMI'll never understand how rich people get DUIs. Hell I call Uber 2 to 3 times a month. And they can afford a personal driver.

Now running off a cliff on the PCH at 120 mph in a Lamborghini I can understand...

That dumbass did both. Well, it wasn't a Lambo.

mr.zorak

Suspicion of DUI.  Zero on breath.  No urine.  Florida's laws I do not know.
This probably won't amount to anything.
He does have lots of friends.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Hogfan58

Dude has an opioid problem
I need help and I know it.

BASS

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Mar 27, 2026, 05:39 PMDude has an opioid problem

probably.  you might too if you'd have had that many surgeries.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

vegashog

or he's just come to like the high.

regardless he needs his keys taken away for a while. passing a truck and trailer at high speed in 30mph residential neighborhood is fucked up. look at how close he came to the sidewalk in that picture.

animal

So is it time to take another 6 months off to reflect on himself? 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

mr.zorak

"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Thin Red Swine


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