World Cup

Started by Hogfan58, Jun 06, 2026, 01:49 PM

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Son of Spam

Quote from: BASS on Jul 03, 2026, 07:42 PMDude blocked a shot with his cock. Ouch.
Ball to ball contact.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink


Cornhogio

Never squat with your spurs on!

Son of Spam

Canada going down to Morocco.
Well, shit...

HogOfWar

I haven't seen a candadian take a beating like that since Dieppe.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

DrMongoose

Mpabbe is flopping like LeBron

Chippy, shit getting real
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Spiderham

0-0 with 2 shots on goal at the half.  
Sorry, it's just boring.
Oak Grove in the house.

Son of Spam

I have taken harder hits from my grandkids than some of these guys playing that get touched and fall out like they need an ambulance.
Well, shit...

BASS

Soccer / futbol would be a lot cooler without the goalie.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

TC

Shit seems so rigged

Guardrail

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jul 04, 2026, 05:19 PMI have taken harder hits from my grandkids than some of these guys playing that get touched and fall out like they need an ambulance.
The flopping is egregious as it is ridiculous. Falling and writhing around in "pain" when touched is embarrassing as a man. They don't even try to get up or suck it up. Get the F up, pussy. They roll around like a 2 yr waiting for their mommy to pick them up and kiss their boo boos. Grown ass men.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

TC

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jul 05, 2026, 12:08 PMhttps://x.com/AdamCrafton_/status/2073805425246454175?s=20

Hell yeah! Shocking after they initially said there was no appeal process and it would stand.

HOGSRUNWILD

#313
Trump probably said it would be a shame if the FIFA HQ accidentally caught a stray JDAM during whatever our next military engagement might be.  Would be a real shame, a real shame, but these things happen ya know, from time to time.  They are unavoidable during war.  They just happen sometimes.  One minute your pretty FIFA HQ is there, the next it is just gone, poof, gone, like it never existed.  So sad when these types of things happen.  Just gone.  Would be such a shame if something like that were to happen. 

Anyway, where were we.  Oh yes, back to the 250th celebration and our big soccer match against Belgium.  What a marvelous country Belgium is.  I don't have any hotels in Belgium yet, but I might soon, I might soon.  Wonderful people, wonderful waffles.  I prefer pancakes myself, but waffles are wonderful too.  So many little pockets for the butter and syrup. 

Europe is a wonderful place, but needs more development.  We are looking to build more hotels there and I hear there could be some new land available at    Zürich, Switzerland, FIFA-Strasse 20 should certain developments come to pass, we shall see, we shall see, I hope not, but we shall see. 

TC

That's good shit, HRW.


Show-Me Hog

I think Thor just scored a header.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 05, 2026, 04:42 PMI think Thor just scored a header.
That is one evil looking SOB.
Well, shit...

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jul 05, 2026, 04:44 PMThat is one evil looking SOB.

You're just stereotyping him.


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Son of Spam

You would think that if a team is ahead and time is running out, instead of playing dead when they get touched and giving up extra time, the "injured" party would hop back up and continue play.
Well, shit...