The Worst Time of Year

Started by Show-Me Hog, Jul 21, 2026, 07:56 PM

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Show-Me Hog

British Open done, all majors done. Wimbledon done. World Cup done. The Cardinals are mediocre and the Reds absolutely suck.

Until Labor Day weekend, there's nothing to do but be hot and be bored. This is absolutely the worst time of the year.

verro

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 21, 2026, 07:56 PMBritish Open done, all majors done. Wimbledon done. World Cup done. The Cardinals are mediocre and the Reds absolutely suck.

Until Labor Day weekend, there's nothing to do but be hot and be bored. This is absolutely the worst time of the year.
Hogs hoops in 10 days

mr.zorak

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 21, 2026, 07:56 PMBritish Open done, all majors done. Wimbledon done. World Cup done. The Cardinals are mediocre and the Reds absolutely suck.

Until Labor Day weekend, there's nothing to do but be hot and be bored. This is absolutely the worst time of the year.
And yard work is miserable because of the heat
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Hizog

On one hand I agree with you, but the past 13 years of Arkansas football has made me really enjoy this time of year before the season starts.

BASS

Formula one. Although they have one more race and then it's a three week break for their "summer break" because it's too hot in Europe to race in August.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Barton Fink

My X and Instagram algorithms are all jacked up.

Boarat

Just get a place on Lake of the Ozarks and drink beer.

Pig Benis

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 21, 2026, 07:56 PMBritish Open done, all majors done. Wimbledon done. World Cup done. The Cardinals are mediocre and the Reds absolutely suck.

Until Labor Day weekend, there's nothing to do but be hot and be bored. This is absolutely the worst time of the year.

Doldrums season, indeed. This is when I start lighting money on fire betting on football season win totals.

Thank God we get this basketball foreign tour.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

FNG

Regardless of the heat index, I'll take summer over winter every time; but, in terms of sports (or lack thereof), I consider July and August an annual Schrodinger's Razorback experiment.

We all know that on September 5 our cardinal "cat" will be unwell, it will be moribund at the very least by September 12, and it will be hammer dead when the box is finally opened on September 19. However, until then we can console ourselves with there's still a chance.

Returning to the subject of summer, my only complaint is that I sweat more than any other human on earth and have done so since I was a kid. It gets tiresome having strangers approaching and asking, "are you alright?"

SwahiliSteve

Preseason starts in three weeks.
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Sus-Scrofa

This is normally "talking season" for football, but we're in a weird spot right now where there's nothing to talk about.

"We're probably going to suck, let's see what happens" is a pretty short discussion.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Jul 22, 2026, 09:03 AMThis is normally "talking season" for football, but we're in a weird spot right now where there's nothing to talk about.

"We're probably going to suck, let's see what happens" is a pretty short discussion.

Yeah the ESPN analysis from the football thread is spot on.

Espn's analysis of the hogs says basically we don't know squat because of the new staff and near complete team overhaul..

I know we're not going to be great, but other than that I don't have a fucking clue. We could be anywhere from absolutely terrible (again) to refreshingly mediocre.

BEvERage

Quote from: verro on Jul 21, 2026, 08:08 PMHogs hoops in 10 days
I have not been able to find any information if these games are going to be aired?

Lurk

Quote from: BEvERage on Jul 22, 2026, 09:51 AMI have not been able to find any information if these games are going to be aired?
Nothing so far. I've watched the last few(like Maui) on some obscure streaming channel that I can't remember the name of. I bet it will be streamed somewhere.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Third_down_draw

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 22, 2026, 09:07 AMYeah the ESPN analysis from the football thread is spot on.

Espn's analysis of the hogs says basically we don't know squat because of the new staff and near complete team overhaul..

I know we're not going to be great, but other than that I don't have a fucking clue. We could be anywhere from absolutely terrible (again) to refreshingly mediocre.

Won't know until the new Hooten's comes out

jdcatty

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Jul 22, 2026, 10:11 AMWon't know until the new Hooten's comes out

that should be any day, right?
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Boarat

When does Scott Cain start doing his daily updates on Drivetime? Thanks and I'll hang up and listen.

Ray Zorback

Quote from: jdcatty on Jul 22, 2026, 10:16 AMthat should be any day, right?

I think I saw it at Krogers yesterday. I saw a display of some magazine with Silverfield on cover.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

Pig Benis

Quote from: Lurk on Jul 22, 2026, 10:04 AMNothing so far. I've watched the last few(like Maui) on some obscure streaming channel that I can't remember the name of. I bet it will be streamed somewhere.

Flo Sports
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.