What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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buff2.0

Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:08 AMJust wait until we hire Dabo away from Clemson!



With his offensive coordinator
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogJaw

Quote from: TC on Sep 13, 2026, 12:08 AMEven we he gets time though, he's way off. He's got the deer in the headlights look. Time to try the next guy tonight.
We could put Tom "Fucking" Brady in at this point, we would still suck.

piglosopher

Quote from: red death on Sep 13, 2026, 12:03 AMThat quote from a coach at SEC media days "we know who the good coaches are and he isn't one of them" was right on the money.

Well done sir.

Well done HY. Bravo. Really did his due diligence and sold the pitch in getting us the best coach possible.

jdcatty

Quote from: red death on Sep 13, 2026, 12:07 AMAnd, we spent more on THIS roster than Utah did.

If that is true, and I am not really doubting you, I am truly disgusted.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 13, 2026, 12:09 AMWith his offensive coordinator
Fuck you.  You can't get on the bus.  

TC

Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:08 AMJust wait until we hire Dabo away from Clemson!



Fuck it all. I'm in the front seat on the Gus bus.

Borenutz

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:07 AMThe worst of this is there is no hope. There's no four year program building. No one here is going to "improve in the system."

This team won't even exist next season. It's just an endless parade of losers, new losers, different losers, etc.

/the end

BleedinRed

Terrible fucking angle on that TD.  Just fucking terrible.  This defense is fucking horrible.  

Ray Zorback

Quote from: jdcatty on Sep 13, 2026, 12:12 AMIf that is true, and I am not really doubting you, I am truly disgusted.

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Sep 12, 2026, 11:17 PMAccording to Biddy, we spent 5-6 million more on our roster than they did. Yet, they are better at every single position.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

DrMongoose

Oh, that is how a swing pass is supposed to work (minus the hold)?


Talent evaluation is still a major issue.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

bigpig

By the way, other than Tulsa, this is the worst defense we'll see the rest of the season.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

TC

Quote from: HogJaw on Sep 13, 2026, 12:11 AMWe could put Tom "Fucking" Brady in at this point, we would still suck.

We averaged 33ppg last year with a worse line with TG and BP.

Sus-Scrofa

When I finished college and grad school, I planned on waiting to start foundation donations and getting tickets until after student loans were paid off.

That time came during the Bielema/Morris transition and I decided not to give them money and have never started.  Best decision I've made.

BleedinRed

And the defense is taking cheap shots now.  

The season is over.  

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

It's sad how much the decisions of retards on April 1st, 2012 fucked this program. 

HOGSRUNWILD

Fuck this whole team.  THE ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM AND COACHING STAFF. All of them.  Fuck them all.

DrMongoose

Why is #4 on the field instead of getting his ass chewed on the sideline?

Culture of 💩
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Ray Zorback

Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 13, 2026, 12:17 AMWhy is #4 on the field instead of getting his ass chewed on the sideline?

Culture of 💩

I thought the same thing. He should have been pulled immediately.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

bigpig

I canceled my season tickets before the 2012 season. Had them throughout Bobby's tenure then got out with him.

Best financial decision I ever made.
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