What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: mde114 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:41 PMOur games have no semblance to a normally played football game. It's disjointed, herky-jerky like we've never practiced.

It's really noticeable.
The Bobby years were the only time this century it looked like we had a real team that took things seriously.

You have Bobby's teams, Nutt's brand of sandlot football that lived and died on freak generational athletes, and whatever the last 14 years have been.

red death

The best coach we've ever had left the program last year. 

It shows.

Take that jersey off #5.  Disgrace. 
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

TC

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:45 PMThe Bobby years were the only time this century it looked like we had a real team that took things seriously.

You have Bobby's teams, Nutt's brand of sandlot football that lived and died on freak generational athletes, and whatever the last 14 years have been.

Imagine Nutt years without Gus.

razor5396

I want Hunter fired, I want Otis fired, I want Trey Biddy fired, I want Rany Rainwater fired. I want Chuck Barrett fired.

mde114

Utah kinda lost interest in that possession


HOGSRUNWILD

if KJ comes back out, you know we have zero intention of being a serious program.

TC

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 11:48 PMif KJ comes back out, you know we have zero intention of being a serious program.

Saban changed qb's at the half of a Natty game.

Some people are just winners who don't played scared.

red death

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 12, 2026, 11:48 PMif KJ comes back out, you know we have zero intention of being a serious program.

He's the best we have on the team.

Let that ruminate.

I'm not even mad.  I'm dead inside.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

buff2.0

We get the ball and they're talking about their favorite teachers.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Zero improvement between week 1 and week 2.   

Guess that theory is bullshit.  

Sus-Scrofa

He just can't pass.  That seems to be his main problem.

Ray Zorback

KJ sucks for sure but we can't block and the WRs can't get open so it really doesn't matter.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

red death

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:52 PMWe get the ball and they're talking about their favorite teachers.

Boss move.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Barton Fink

Has Silverware said anything into his mic all game?

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:52 PMWe get the ball and they're talking about their favorite teachers.
She looks like the type that would fuck him too.  

TC


red death

I see why Quincy is trying to quit.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Borenutz

Quote from: Trigger7672 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:33 PMFuck it. I live 10 minutes from the stadium and you couldn't pay me to go to a game this season.



Burn it down.

DrMongoose

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:52 PMWe get the ball and they're talking about their favorite teachers.
And it's a kid from Muskogee which is 2 hours from the UofA campus, did we recruit him?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25