Reconnoitering the Rim---Georgia vs Arkansas (Official Game Thread)

Started by animal, Sep 18, 2026, 04:27 PM

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Son of Spam

Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 19, 2026, 08:53 AMWow, we stink so bad it is driving out the skunks!
Or was the skunk helping the bot in its' review?
It wasn't really a skunk. It was the stench of our football team in animal form.
Well, shit...

DrMongoose

Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 19, 2026, 08:54 AMIt wasn't really a skunk. It was the stench of our football team in animal form.

I wonder how much NIL they gave it.

Then there is this after their gaff earlier this week.... Maybe they are stiffing glue behind the smoker.

https://x.com/wrightsbarbecue/status/2101296702493794561?s=61&t=yqgft3mqzhJjVNQN1flX9A
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

The Whyte Boar

Getting ready for not going to the game.  They unlocked the doors for me and I was the first customer at Dickson Street Liquor this morning.

buff2.0

Quote from: DrMongoose on Sep 19, 2026, 08:58 AMI wonder how much NIL they gave it.

Then there is this after their gaff earlier this week.... Maybe they are stiffing glue behind the smoker.


A simple "Go Hogs. Beef BBQ options 20% off today." might have been a better choice.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Sep 19, 2026, 09:12 AMGetting ready for not going to the game.  They unlocked the doors for me and I was the first customer at Dickson Street Liquor this morning.
Be careful. This game may push you over the edge.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Quote from: Hogworth Ballington III on Sep 18, 2026, 11:24 PMFor those experts out there, a question: When faced with the unavoidable proposition of taking copious amounts of cock for an extended period of time, is it best to get knockout drunk before or dispense with the fucking about and go straight to the weapons grade pharmaceuticals?

Both
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa

Apparently we're having some (relatively) high profile recruits attend today's game. 

That seems like a mistake.

mde114

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 19, 2026, 09:50 AMApparently we're having some (relatively) high profile recruits attend today's game. 

That seems like a mistake.

Why bother?

Take the expense for all these recruiting visits and add the money to their NIL offers.

buff2.0

I love our pregame radio show talking about the good things that can happen if we just come right out the gate and punch Georgia in the mouth.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

BASS

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 18, 2026, 11:39 PMHonestly for most of us I would recommend going straight to the horse tranquilizers. The nobville types microdose cock year round so they'll be able to make it by with just an aspirin. 

Nothing micro about their dosing
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Barton Fink

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 19, 2026, 09:50 AMApparently we're having some (relatively) high profile recruits attend today's game. 

That seems like a mistake.

Cal has DeMarcus Hemry in town. #2 player in the country. Pretty sure that was his motive for his rant about attendance for the football game.

BleedinRed

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 19, 2026, 09:50 AMApparently we're having some (relatively) high profile recruits attend today's game. 

That seems like a mistake.
From what I learned playing NCAA Football 2025, you never have recruits visit on a weekend when you know you will lose. 

Maybe we need to get the coaching staff a PS5.  

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 19, 2026, 10:42 AMFrom what I learned playing NCAA Football 2025, you never have recruits visit on a weekend when you know you will lose.

Maybe we need to get the coaching staff a PS5. 
They would end up buying Xbox games for it

piglosopher

Maybe they can stop blaming the fans for everything. When has that ever changed things, for any sport on any level whatsoever.

Sus-Scrofa

15 new plays written on a sheet of paper.

This will go well.

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Sus-Scrofa

Hey we're tied with the number two team in the country!