Reconnoitering the Rim---Georgia vs Arkansas (Official Game Thread)

[animal]

I've decided we need to name each game thread this season after a Deadwood Episode so please follow accordingly.

Official time to kickoff: 11am
Where: NWA--Fayetteville campus soon to be somebodies bank in Kansas' stadium

Time of Death: whenever Bobby was fired

[buff2.0]

I thought it was a buttsex reference

[Son of Spam]

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[Papa Pigeritus]

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I logged in to see this and it did not disappoint.

Thank you.

[buff2.0]

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[Third_down_draw]

More like spelunking the spleen

[bigpig]

https://x.com/hawg_randy/status/2100566633785733414?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2100566633785733414%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=

[Hogworth Ballington III]

For those experts out there, a question: When faced with the unavoidable proposition of taking copious amounts of cock for an extended period of time, is it best to get knockout drunk before or dispense with the fucking about and go straight to the weapons grade pharmaceuticals?

[buff2.0]

For those experts out there, a question: When faced with the unavoidable proposition of taking copious amounts of cock for an extended period of time, is it best to get knockout drunk before or dispense with the fucking about and go straight to the weapons grade pharmaceuticals?

Honestly for most of us I would recommend going straight to the horse tranquilizers. The nobville types microdose cock year round so they'll be able to make it by with just an aspirin. 

[obijuana]

I put the over/under for the number of plays before Georgia's first offensive score at 4. Georgia's first defensive score at 10. Georgia scoring on special teams at 1.5.   

[Sus-Scrofa]

I put the over/under for the number of plays before Georgia's first offensive score at 4. Georgia's first defensive score at 10. Georgia scoring on special teams at 1.5. 

I predict we score first.  We'll have one good drive scripted out.

This will all take just long enough for all of us to foolishly think "hey, maybe we figured out how not to be completely embarrassing."

Then Georgia will score a few plays after we all have that thought.  And for the rest of the game: pain.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Just got a text from the Razorback app about the hog walk starting.  I bet that's where all of y'all are this morning.

[BleedinRed]

I put the over/under for the number of plays before Georgia's first offensive score at 4. Georgia's first defensive score at 10. Georgia scoring on special teams at 1.5. 

I like this game.  Adds much needed interest. 

I'll go:

Offense - their 1st series, 11th play
Defense - our third series, 2nd play
Punt return - none
Kickoff return - we score a TD on our 5th possession, they return tho KO

[Spiderham]

This is going to be like Miami in War Memorial Stadium bad.  Except back then, we thought we were pretty good.  
Miami's first drive was 97 yards in 3 plays.  I expect that kind of beat down.  Anything less will be considered victory.  

I just hope to make it long enough on the east side to see the band at the half.  I didn't for the first game.  

[The Whyte Boar]

A definite omen or a new feature for the Hog Walk.  Not sure which...

https://x.com/djshockley3/status/2101278372835872990?s=46

[Sus-Scrofa]

If we don't score today, that video will become a big thing.

[Son of Spam]

I predict that they will run the opening kickoff back for a TD. It will get worse from there.

[The Whyte Boar]

Sitting on the balcony of a condo off Dickson and I heard the sirens ushering in our approaching doom about 20-30 minutes ago.

[Son of Spam]

Sitting on the balcony of a condo off Dickson and I heard the sirens ushering in our approaching doom about 20-30 minutes ago.

Our band should open playing a funeral dirge.

[DrMongoose]

A definite omen or a new feature for the Hog Walk.  Not sure which...

https://x.com/djshockley3/status/2101278372835872990?s=46

Wow, we stink so bad it is driving out the skunks!
Or was the skunk helping the bot in its' review?