A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)

Sus-Scrofa · Sep 26, 2026, 07:12 PM

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PMI dont know if even He could get more than 2 yards in this offense.

Well, it would take a miracle, so...

Son of Spam · Sep 26, 2026, 07:12 PM

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PMOur linemen are weak as preschoolers. I mean weak-ass bitches. ZERO fucking strength. My son could probably hold them to a stalemate in the hole and he is 6 years old.

They couldn't block my grandson's 12U team.

buff2.0 · Sep 26, 2026, 07:12 PM

Quote from: HOGSRUNWILD on Sep 26, 2026, 07:11 PMOur linemen are weak as preschoolers. I mean weak-ass bitches. ZERO fucking strength. My son could probably hold them to a stalemate in the hole and he is 6 years old.

The kind of kids that would have been invited to Paterno's football camps but never recruited by Paterno as players

DrMongoose · Sep 26, 2026, 07:13 PM

Someone tell the folks at Mitch and Murray the scripted plays are shit.

animal · Sep 26, 2026, 07:13 PM

Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:09 PMWhat a shitty play call on 3rd down

I told everyone here what the play was gonna be before snap...and the result

Boarat · Sep 26, 2026, 07:14 PM

Tulsa spelled backwards is a slut

Papa Pigeritus · Sep 26, 2026, 07:14 PM

Lotta teams wish they had lasers, Chuck.

Guardrail · Sep 26, 2026, 07:14 PM

Quote from: Feral on Sep 26, 2026, 07:10 PMGo for it. Jesus.

That reminds me that old song: "Drop Kick Me Jesus through the goal posts of life"

BleedinRed · Sep 26, 2026, 07:15 PM

Nice sack to open up.

But, the WR illegally moved forward before the snap. They need to call
That shit.

Barton Fink · Sep 26, 2026, 07:16 PM

ooh he got shook

BASS · Sep 26, 2026, 07:17 PM

Quit celebrating against Tulsa, you look like a bunch of fools.

bigpig · Sep 26, 2026, 07:18 PM

Quote from: BASS on Sep 26, 2026, 07:17 PMQuit celebrating against Tulsa, you look like a bunch of fools.

Might as well let them enjoy the night.

Like letting the old dog have all the chocalte he wants before one last trip to the vet

buff2.0 · Sep 26, 2026, 07:20 PM

Are we Tulsa's cupcake next year?

Barton Fink · Sep 26, 2026, 07:20 PM

Why would we agree to travel to Tulsa?

animal · Sep 26, 2026, 07:21 PM

Quote from: Barton Fink on Sep 26, 2026, 07:20 PMWhy would we agree to travel to Tulsa?

HY thought it would help boost economy...in Tulsa

BASS · Sep 26, 2026, 07:21 PM

I like it, run into your own lineman, spin around, fall down after gaining a yard.

Bold strategy cotton, let's see how it plays out.

Charlie sounds like he had Parkinson's.

razor5396 · Sep 26, 2026, 07:22 PM

Oh my God! That looked good

bigpig · Sep 26, 2026, 07:22 PM

Marshall is going to make some team really happy next season.

Sus-Scrofa · Sep 26, 2026, 07:22 PM

Well look at that

Barton Fink · Sep 26, 2026, 07:23 PM

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 26, 2026, 07:22 PMMarshall is going to make some team really happy next season.

Best WR we've had since Burks.