Rocky Top Beatdown - The Tennessee Game Thread

Started by BASS, Oct 10, 2026, 09:19 AM

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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

How much would bob stoops' sonic team be favored by against us?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 10, 2026, 04:07 PMTheir backup QB is settling in nicely
Pregame their coach was asked if their regular starter was available.  He said yes, but they aren't going to need him for this game.

Borenutz

Quote from: Loma on Oct 10, 2026, 03:58 PMWe are so bad we don't even get tv commercials, just a screen showing ESPN's guide

I guess it's you tube tv or something, my son has Hulu and there's commercials playing on breaks.

BleedinRed

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 10, 2026, 04:03 PMWatch it, mister!

That's an insult to accountants.

Don't make me break out another long rant about how awesome we are.  

Boarat

This is the worst SEC football team ever.

Sus-Scrofa


Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.

Boarat


Ray Zorback

It's hard to decide which o lineman is the worst.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

DrMongoose

I am not sure our o line could move a blocking sled.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

Some players take ballet lessons to improve their balance and footwork.  KJ went to square dancing.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Our QB I think is the dumbest one we have ever played.

That includes the other KJ just to be clear.

BASS

Quote from: Boarat on Oct 10, 2026, 04:11 PMThis is the worst SEC football team ever.

You think ea sports will include a dlc where this team can play Chad's team for the toilet bowl?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Ray Zorback

irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

The Whyte Boar

In all seriousness does anyone see any improvement in any way whatsoever?  I mean I don't.  We are just bad and getting worse.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: BASS on Oct 10, 2026, 04:13 PMYou think ea sports will include a dlc where this team can play Chad's team for the toilet bowl?

Chaggy would beat our current asses.

Cornhogio

50 got beat on a block and then just watched KJ get chased.
Never squat with your spurs on!

Show-Me Hog

If only we had a normal team, Tennessee really sucks.