Rocky Top Beatdown - The Tennessee Game Thread

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Barton Fink

#80
Oct 10, 2026, 03:39 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Oct 10, 2026, 03:38 PMLooks like Silverware is taking to gum chewing. Maybe it'll help stay awake?

Only way he can move his lips

Show-Me Hog

#81
Oct 10, 2026, 03:40 PM
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Oct 10, 2026, 03:38 PMWorst punter we have ever had

He fits right in. You don't want your punter being your best player.

mde114

#82
Oct 10, 2026, 03:40 PM
Illegal formation on a punt.

You'd think we've punted enough to have that formation down.

Hogfan58

#83
Oct 10, 2026, 03:41 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 10, 2026, 03:38 PMFundamentals, we do not have

Stupid penalties

What do they do during practice?

We'll fix that for next week
I need help and I know it.

Show-Me Hog

#84
Oct 10, 2026, 03:41 PM
Apparently, our coaching staff doesn't know you can't substitute on defense on a hurry up offense, if the offense doesn't substitute first.

It's still halfway through the first year, but I continue to find ways to be amazed by this coaching staff.

Loma

#85
Oct 10, 2026, 03:41 PM
Quote from: mde114 on Oct 10, 2026, 03:40 PMIllegal formation on a punt.

You'd think we've punted enough to have that formation down.

Three penalties in a 3 and out. Batting 1000

Barton Fink

#86
Oct 10, 2026, 03:42 PM
Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 10, 2026, 03:40 PMHe fits right in. You don't want your punter being your best player.
Quote from: Ray Zorback on Oct 10, 2026, 03:38 PMWorst punter we have ever had

To be fair, as much as we punt he probably has the leg of a 80 year old

BASS

#87
Oct 10, 2026, 03:42 PM
Quote from: Loma on Oct 10, 2026, 03:41 PMThree penalties in a 3 and out. Batting 1000

I'm not even mad. I'm impressed. That's hard to do.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Show-Me Hog

#88
Oct 10, 2026, 03:43 PM
On the bright side, we are facing an opposing backup quarterback who does not look like an All-American.

Yet.

mde114

#89
Oct 10, 2026, 03:45 PM
Tennessee looks like they are resting everyone for Alabama

BEvERage

#90
Oct 10, 2026, 03:48 PM
Why is every snap at our qb ankles?

Hogfan58

#91
Oct 10, 2026, 03:49 PM
Why do we run wide?
I need help and I know it.

buff2.0

#92
Oct 10, 2026, 03:49 PM
2nd and 14.  Don't rush it, just let the quarter end.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

#93
Oct 10, 2026, 03:49 PM
Week 6 and the oc admits they need to shorten the playbook, is he really at the games or just playing with the walkie talkie?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Barton Fink

#94
Oct 10, 2026, 03:49 PM
Well we're not losing (yet).

bigpig

#95
Oct 10, 2026, 03:49 PM
We do none of the little things right.

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Barton Fink

#96
Oct 10, 2026, 03:51 PM
Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 10, 2026, 03:49 PMWeek 6 and the oc admits they need to shorten the playbook, is he really at the games or just playing with the walkie talkie?

Seems like we have only been running about 10 plays already. We're gonna be down to an index card.

Show-Me Hog

#97
Oct 10, 2026, 03:54 PM
He literally looks and talks like a grad assistant who won a contest to be head coach for a day.

Negative gravitas.

Ray Zorback

#98
Oct 10, 2026, 03:54 PM
We have to lead the league in batted down passes.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

Barton Fink

#99
Oct 10, 2026, 03:54 PM
They're gonna score on this drive.
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