You Like To Have A Vandy On The Schedule Chuck - Game Thread

Started by BASS, Oct 17, 2026, 10:56 AM

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BASS

Coming to you from the country music Capital of the world, Nashville, Tennessee at 6:00 pm.

You can watch this spectacle of shitty football play and coaching by tuning your tv dials to ESPN2.

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Texzilla

RS said a key to winning was scoring more points.  Such brilliance. 

I'm thinking we see the return of that Chad era fake punt double shuffle pass stupidity. Or something so stupid we can't imagine it. 

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

Win or lose, Chuck should be publicly disemboweled and his insides rinsed out with acid.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Also I think we win today.  Vandy is missing too many players. 

That's where we are as a program though.  I don't think we'll win because we're more talented or better coached than Vandy, only because they have more injuries.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Texzilla

Quote from: BASS on Oct 17, 2026, 12:34 PMHave we run a te reverse?

I'm thinking a four TE double double reverse for -1 yard

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 01:06 PMAlso I think we win today.  Vandy is missing too many players. 

That's where we are as a program though.  I don't think we'll win because we're more talented or better coached than Vandy, only because they have more injuries.
I think we win because I'm disillusioned enough to still think we live in a world where we are better than Vandy.

Borenutz

Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 17, 2026, 12:01 PMDid we punt yet?

Nope. This week we go for it on our own 10, up 10 with 2 minutes to go in the game. Sadly, lose by 4.

BleedinRed

Whatever happens tonight, today has been a good day.

Welcome back Fall.

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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

That looks like a pretty great place to watch us lose every weekend

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 05:30 PMYou piss your dog off or something?
He has been watched a squirrel for the better part of an hour.  

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Oct 17, 2026, 05:31 PMThat looks like a pretty great place to watch us lose every weekend
It was supposed to be.  We added it in 2016.  

All it has seen is pain.  Too many football losses to count.  A dropped baseball that literally wins a national championship.  

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 17, 2026, 05:35 PMKJ is the guy again

What do you mean.

He's starting QB? I didn't know anything else was under consideration.


mde114

This game is the biggest of the season for Silvercuck. There's no way we should lose.