Your annual BYE WEEK pol(e) for 2026!

Started by bigpig, Oct 21, 2026, 12:35 PM

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bigpig

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Games remaining:

Missouri,
@Auburn,
South Carolina,
@Texass,
LSU
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Potential postseason games.


You forgot
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buff2.0

We're still a 3-win team.  Beating a shitty Vanderbilt doesn't change it.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa


SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Lurk

That's actually a pretty favorable schedule. 5-7
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bigpig

Quote from: Lurk on Oct 21, 2026, 03:45 PMThat's actually a pretty favorable schedule. 5-7

It's gets a little less favorable when you consider we are objectively worse than all those teams, and every one of them is marking our game as a W on their schedule.
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buff2.0

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Oct 21, 2026, 02:44 PMY'all are a pessimistic bunch.

Meh, I hope we win them all.  Maybe Texas implodes.  Maybe South Carolina regresses.  Maybe LSU goes on a generational 4-game losing streak and are so demoralized that they can't field a team against us.

We're still so poorly coached that my expectations are low.  What we do regarding some assistant coaches will decide whether I'm more optimistic next season or not.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Too Big Pig

I see 5 at best, hope for 4, expect 3.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

animal

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Gambler


HughJasole

Mizzou, not playing them in last game gives me hope, plus it's at night. Hopefully can build on what we've done last two games and take momentum and win it.

At Auburn, don't like our chances. We've won the last two times we've played there and got cheated the time before that. They're due to beat us.

South Carolina, very winnable game. If we can pressure Sellers, it'll be a long day for them.

At Texas, probably a L because their front seven is so good. Their offense stinks, so we should be able to at least stay in the game.

LSU, Thanksgiving weekend like it should be. We owe Kiffin after that beat down he gave us two years ago here. But they have a way better team and should handle us.

Fingers crossed for 5-7 but expecting 4-8.

Zoso

I say we beat USC-E and then someone we're not supposed to beat. We gotta catch at least one team sleepwalking.

Ray Zorback

Quote from: Gambler on Oct 21, 2026, 07:49 PMI like our chances this week.

I agree, no way we lose this week.
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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Oct 22, 2026, 09:20 AMI agree, no way we lose this week.
Unless FPD comes in strong, which would be our luck.

buff2.0

Quote from: Zoso on Oct 22, 2026, 09:05 AMI say we beat USC-E and then someone we're not supposed to beat. We gotta catch at least one team sleepwalking.

We'll beat Texas, Silverado will get a raise to $10mil/year with a 4-year extension, Hunter will promote to Chancellor, Kevin Scanlon somehow to the AD's desk, and a massive banner in the stadium commemorating the win.  Confused by the whole thing, Wal-Mart buys a few federal judges and sends the entire Denver Broncos roster to Missouri next season.

It will also be our 5th win of the season, we won't make a bowl. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Oct 22, 2026, 09:25 AMUnless FPD comes in strong, which would be our luck.

They still arresting people for walking outside to get into a cab?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Zoso on Oct 22, 2026, 09:05 AMI say we beat USC-E and then someone we're not supposed to beat. We gotta catch at least one team sleepwalking.

We already caught Tennessee sleepwalking.

Unfortunately not quite enough.

animal

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 22, 2026, 09:25 AMWe'll beat Texas, Silverado will get a raise to $10mil/year with a 4-year extension, Hunter will promote to Chancellor, Kevin Scanlon somehow to the AD's desk, and a massive banner in the stadium commemorating the win.  Confused by the whole thing, Wal-Mart buys a few federal judges and sends the entire Denver Broncos roster to Missouri next season.

It will also be our 5th win of the season, we won't make a bowl. 
and a 22 game losing streak follows
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obijuana

I just want them to beat Missouri. There's ZERO reason Missouri has owned us since they joined the SEC. Losing to them is unacceptable and should be met with caning and/or whatever stretching torture Tanaka does to Van Damme in Bloodsport.
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