Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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buff2.0

ABC just referred to Death Valley as "College Station East"

I am thoroughly disgusted, yet laughing at the same.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25


Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 25, 2025, 09:37 PMSomehow our offense and defense were both better than LSU against Aggy

LSU doesn't have the talent.


buff2.0

Why didn't we try hiring a badass S&C Coach with a history of developing badass players?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DrMongoose

Could anyone else actually hear the ABC on field post game interviews? All I heard was fire Brian Kelly chants
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

TC

#10807
Poor kid for Colorado just kicked a 14 yard punt. It was untouched by the defense.

Utah up on Dion, 40-0 in the 2nd qtr.

DrMongoose

Deion is struggling without his sons and hunter. Utah is kicking his ass hard, 39-0 before halftime.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Gambler

Utah is in the process of removing Deion's remaining toes. They're up 43-0 at half. Total yds are 398 and -18.

TC

Quote from: Gambler on Oct 25, 2025, 11:15 PMUtah is in the process of removing Deion's remaining toes. They're up 43-0 at half. Total yds are 398 and -18.

They're gonna carry Dion off the field for all the wrong reasons.


egregious

I despise Brian Kelly so I .love that story
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

BleedinRed

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 25, 2025, 10:19 PMLSU doesn't have the talent.

Probably an NIL issue.  If only their fans would give more money.  

buff2.0

The local casino needs to pony up.  Packed stadiums means more fans traveling to the games means more fans staying at the hotel.

Why did we decide to build a casino in West Memphis instead of West Fork?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Feral

Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 25, 2025, 10:15 PMhttps://x.com/Aaron_Torres/status/1982274846626365465?t=GFmkTxH6eCwNxcFr1UIaVg&s=19

The S&C coach is the most important hire for a college head coach, and it can absolutely make or break a coach's tenure.

Just look at what's happened to us since Pittman canned the guys he brought with him from Georgia and hired Sowders. We looked like an SEC team from 2020-2022, now we look (and play) like a G5 team.

I watched an interview with Dan Mullen several years ago, and he said when he got offered the MSU job the first call he made was to one of Meyer's top S&C coaches at Florida and basically said "I'm not taking this job unless you come with me."

Barton Fink

Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 26, 2025, 08:11 AMProbably an NIL issue.  If only their fans would give more money. 

If we were 5-3 right now we'd consider it a good year, and guess who would still be coaching? Different team, different problems.


HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

wmr

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 25, 2025, 10:38 PMWhy didn't we try hiring a badass S&C Coach with a history of developing badass players?

The answers to all questions like this is the same.  We hired a fat fucking loser grifter who didn't truly give a shit about anything but $$$.
I'm on smoko, so leave me alone.