Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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HogOfWar

No worry about scooping it up when it rolls into the endzone.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

HTL

Does the rugby style punt ever work? Ever??

The Whyte Boar

Bad shit happens when you field punts on the three. 

Thin Red Swine

Saban needs to go down and punch Cristobal in the tit. Miami is playing so dumb. And predictable, which he called out at halftime.

BASS

Mendoza's Aunt... Mamma mia
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

DrMongoose

the totally ignored the PAT doinked off the upright and in
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

mr.zorak

My daughter said that Mendoza's mom has MS and is in a wheelchair. The reason his dad doesn't stand is so he stays seated with her.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on Jan 19, 2026, 09:13 PMMendoza's Aunt... Mamma mia

Against Oregon people on Reddit were thinking she was Mendoza's sister (I guess technically she is the sister of one of the Mendozas)
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: mr.zorak on Jan 19, 2026, 09:14 PMMy daughter said that Mendoza's mom has MS and is in a wheelchair. The reason his dad doesn't stand is so he stays seated with her.

That would be correct.  It's almost disgusting how wholesome that whole family is, like Mormons without the cult.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Jeez they've found another life.

buff2.0

Fletcher just decided it's time to start running.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Miami #24 could've had a pick 6 if he'd used both hands for the ball rather than reaching to grab the receiver with one.

buff2.0

Lol these refs wrote pass interference out of the rule book apparently
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Yeah it's getting ridiculous. That was a busted play but the flag should've been thrown.

buff2.0

4th and 5 and I feel like I was just forced to look at Indiana's balls
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mde114

They're just not going to call PI.

HTL

Miami should've called timeout. Stupid.

mde114

15 can QB my team anytime he wants.

buff2.0

Quote from: mde114 on Jan 19, 2026, 09:37 PMThey're just not going to call PI.

I was going to say a critical PI against Indiana will change this game, but never mind...

Holy shit, Mendoza just showed why he's the Heisman winner.  That was an all-timer.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."