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buff2.0

#1440
Oct 07, 2023, 03:26 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 07, 2023, 03:25 PMAre you really surprised?

More like irritatingly amused. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

red death

#1441
Oct 07, 2023, 03:30 PM
We are seeing what a real DL, like Bama has, will do to Max Johnson.

"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

buff2.0

#1442
Oct 07, 2023, 03:36 PM
Bama just fell for the setup.  Touchdown aggy.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

red death

#1443
Oct 07, 2023, 03:37 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 07, 2023, 03:36 PMBama just fell for the setup.  Touchdown aggy.

Petrino is a beautiful bastard isn't he?

"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

egregious

#1444
Oct 07, 2023, 03:41 PM
FSU guy just made a helluva interception
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

HogOfWar

#1445
Oct 07, 2023, 03:42 PM
Quote from: red death on Oct 07, 2023, 03:37 PMPetrino is a beautiful bastard isn't he?



He was our beautiful bastard once, wasn't he.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

egregious

#1446
Oct 07, 2023, 03:45 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 07, 2023, 03:42 PMHe was our beautiful bastard once, wasn't he.

couldn't ride a bike for shit though
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

red death

#1447
Oct 07, 2023, 03:51 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 07, 2023, 03:42 PMHe was our beautiful bastard once, wasn't he.

Yep and i have his autograph on a Razorback helmet to prove it.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

buff2.0

#1448
Oct 07, 2023, 03:56 PM
Alabama is getting pressure on Maximum Johnson but he's still able to complete passes downfield.  How are they cheating on offense?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

bigpig

#1449
Oct 07, 2023, 03:58 PM
Still early but Bobby might finally get his win over Satan
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

buff2.0

#1450
Oct 07, 2023, 04:00 PM
Quote from: bigpig on Oct 07, 2023, 03:58 PMStill early but Bobby might finally get his win over Satan

DJ Durkin says hold my dildo
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

#1451
Oct 07, 2023, 04:10 PM
Quote from: egregious on Oct 07, 2023, 03:45 PMcouldn't ride a bike for shit though
hard to ride and screw at the same time.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

red death

#1452
Oct 07, 2023, 04:18 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 07, 2023, 04:10 PMhard to ride and screw at the same time.

I bet that blonde bimbo watches today, looks at her man she had to choose filled with disappoint, and thinks "I wish I still had some Bobby P."

I know we all do.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Thin Red Swine

#1453
Oct 07, 2023, 04:26 PM
Quote from: red death on Oct 07, 2023, 03:51 PMYep and i have his autograph on a Razorback helmet to prove it.

Did he write it with his morning piss of excellence?

snoots

#1454
Oct 07, 2023, 04:40 PM
We may be able to beat Bama this year.  Which would be true to form in a disappointing season.

buff2.0

#1455
Oct 07, 2023, 04:42 PM
Milroe is absolutely fucking awful and then insanely accurate on consecutive plays.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Natty_Ice

#1456
Oct 07, 2023, 04:54 PM
fighting Leipolds depantsing gus bus
Things of that nature

red death

#1457
Oct 07, 2023, 04:57 PM
A&M pulling an "Arkansaw". 

Aggies need some pain too.
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Thin Red Swine

#1458
Oct 07, 2023, 04:58 PM
Quote from: snoots on Oct 07, 2023, 04:40 PMWe may be able to beat Bama this year.  Which would be true to form in a disappointing season.

They won't beat us next year.

Sam will prolly get another moral victory this year.

red death

#1459
Oct 07, 2023, 05:02 PM
We'll get to watch Milroe rush for 320 yards next week. Oh boy!@!
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin
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