Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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jdcatty

Oregon-Washington is a thriller. 
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Hogfan58

I need help and I know it.

buff2.0

Penix is a fucking baller.  Just walked on the field and made two monster throws.  Washington up 36-33 and that stadium is rocking.  If you haven't been to Husky Stadium, you owe it to yourself to make the pilgrimage. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Corn Pop

South Carolina was up 10 at home (should've been up 11 but Beamer ball missed an extra point) late in the 4th and then allows Florida to convert 4th and long, twice, on two separate drives, to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Crushing defeat for the Cocks.
I really don't care, Margaret.

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 14, 2023, 06:14 PMI will personally give The Rock a blowjob if he can recruit angry Samoans for us.  Minimum 8 per class.

I've been waiting on you to post a quality saying that I could use in my signature. This might be it.

Minimum 8 blowjobs per class?

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

To clarify.  8 angry Pacific Islanders per class.  Do it 3 years in a row and he can even pick the 19-minute music playlist.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

#1567
fake injury on Oregon's TE or whatever he is. Grabbed both knees


kicker choked. Ha Ha Ha!!!
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Hogfan58

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 14, 2023, 06:19 PMTo clarify.  8 angry Pacific Islanders per class.  Do it 3 years in a row and he can even pick the 19-minute music playlist.

Euless Trinity HS, lots of Tongans there.
I need help and I know it.

buff2.0

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Oct 14, 2023, 06:24 PMEuless Trinity HS, lots of Tongans there.

Forget the Rock then, let's just hire their recruiter.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

A&M probably just jumped over us as the most appealing open coaching job at the end of this year. 

They are 4-3 now, and have to win at either Ole Miss or LSU to get to Jimbo's usual 8-4.  Surely they will cut bait with the wee man after four seasons of 4+ losses in six years. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

red death

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 14, 2023, 06:14 PMI will personally give The Rock a blowjob if he can recruit angry Samoans for us.  Minimum 8 per class.

Just to let you know his finishing move is The Rock Bottom. 
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 14, 2023, 06:25 PMForget the Rock then, let's just hire their recruiter.

I know of a guy who has a ton of connections to the Texas high school ranks.  He's working as a analyst right now, but is a gosh damn legend in the lone star state. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

animal

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Oct 14, 2023, 06:25 PMA&M probably just jumped over us as the most appealing open coaching job at the end of this year. 

They are 4-3 now, and have to win at either Ole Miss or LSU to get to Jimbo's usual 8-4.  Surely they will cut bait with the wee man after four seasons of 4+ losses in six years. 
Very possible. He's trending right now to have a worse record than Sumlin and as I recall Sumlin's record was on par with Sherman. It's almost as if it weren't for Arkansas they'd be in real trouble. :))
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Oct 14, 2023, 06:27 PMI know of a guy who has a ton of connections to the Texas high school ranks.  He's working as a analyst right now, but is a gosh damn legend in the lone star state. 

Can he dance?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Oct 14, 2023, 06:27 PMI know of a guy who has a ton of connections to the Texas high school ranks.  He's working as a analyst right now, but is a gosh damn legend in the lone star state. 

Does his wife like the Fayetteville area?

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Oct 14, 2023, 06:29 PMDoes his wife like the Fayetteville area?

Not sure.  I don't think she's ever been there.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Thin Red Swine

It's a nice luxury to have the kicker we have. That was a weak fade like a poorly struck 7-iron.

I know I'm late but I was behind after pausing the game for a few minutes. 

vegashog

malzahn's $21.5 million buyout is still the biggest paid to date.

fisher's would be $77 million - fully guaranteed - after this season. aggie might brag about their money, but i don't see any way they put up that kind of scratch plus paying the new coach's salary.

Guardrail

#1579
That was a fumble by the lsu guy, but screw auburn. They always get the benefit of calls - especially fumbles

Edit: Ha, well maybe not
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.