Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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Show-Me Hog

Bama 21-0 in the first, looks like Kentucky is also ready for basketball season.

Show-Me Hog

Not a lot of excitement going on in the first round of games. Last week was an unbelievable week of close and great football games. Not going to match that this week.

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

egregious

Oh well, another GT suck week but they jiggled the order so maybe I can see a win live next week.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Hizog

First time watching Michigan or Penn State this year. Maybe my expectations were too high, but I'm not impressed. It's not that they're  bad, but man is it boring to watch. I know it's cliche, but it's just slow compared to the best teams from the SEC. Even middle of the pack SEC teams have more speed and athleticism that these teams.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Hizog on Nov 11, 2023, 01:54 PMFirst time watching Michigan or Penn State this year. Maybe my expectations were too high, but I'm not impressed. It's not that they're  bad, but man is it boring to watch. I know it's cliche, but it's just slow compared to the best teams from the SEC. Even middle of the pack SEC teams have more speed and athleticism that these teams.

I was about to come on here and say it looks about like the Arkansas vs. Miss St. game.  Not that these teams are that bad, but they're almost that bad on offense, and as exciting as paint drying.

egregious

In a pinch (see us) I would take a couple of years of boring winning while we get things sorted out.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

razor5396

Wow, Penn State sucks. What a surprise. Rest in Piss Paterno

Hizog

Quote from: egregious on Nov 11, 2023, 01:59 PMIn a pinch (see us) I would take a couple of years of boring winning while we get things sorted out.

I know what you mean, and I'd be fine with winning boring ball too, but I don't think Penn State would be winning much with our schedule. Michigan would fare a little better, but they certainly wouldn't be an undefeated Top 3 team either.

Thin Red Swine

And if it seemed things couldn't get worse, Duggarwitz is rolling Tennessee.

Beautfiul.

Hizog

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 11, 2023, 04:58 PMAnd if it seemed things couldn't get worse, Duggarwitz is rolling Tennessee.

Beautfiul.

Yea, between Michigan, Mizzou, and Auburn, this day is sucking. At this rate, Ole Miss will beat Georgia and my wife will start her menzies before we put the kids to bed.

BleedinRed

Quote from: Hizog on Nov 11, 2023, 05:17 PMYea, between Michigan, Mizzou, and Auburn, this day is sucking. At this rate, Ole Miss will beat Georgia and my wife will start her menzies before we put the kids to bed.

:maundoed:

buff2.0

Dang, Mizzou's defense decided to show up now.  They may decide to try to beat Auburn's score against us on both sides of the ball.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Hizog on Nov 11, 2023, 05:17 PMYea, between Michigan, Mizzou, and Auburn, this day is sucking. At this rate, Ole Miss will beat Georgia and my wife will start her menzies before we put the kids to bed.

I feel like I started mine a couple of hours ago.


And Gus is beating the shit out of Okie Light. The talk will start again.

Thin Red Swine

Not that the award matters any more but is Keon Coleman being discussed for the Hypesman Trophy?

Thin Red Swine

Miami saying hold on a minute.

Wow, I didn't see this happening.

buff2.0

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 11, 2023, 06:09 PMMiami saying hold on a minute.

Wow, I didn't see this happening.

ESPN radio guys this morning were saying they expected Miami to make this a good game.  I should have believed them. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 11, 2023, 06:12 PMESPN radio guys this morning were saying they expected Miami to make this a good game.  I should have believed them. 

Vegas said Arkansas/Auburn would be a good game.  

It's hard to know who to trust.  

buff2.0

That evil cornrowed coach stole someone's kid.  Where's the integrity!?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Of course Kiffin with zero hesitation goes for 4th and 1 from his own 35 against the #1 team in the country on the first possession of the game.

Sam would've used all three timeouts and then we would've had 15 guys on the field for the punt. That would get blocked and returned for a TD.